𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒂 𝒇𝒂𝒏

eight ✰

iMESSAGE GROUPCHAT:
YO! IT'S PRETTYMUCH! 🤪

ZION
y'all see these girls
in our dms? the fan-
pages?

EDWIN
hell yeah, i'm not
even gonna hold
you, they might be
fine asf

BRANDON
they're recklesssss

AUSTIN
mannnnn, i think
we should answer
them

NICK
but, you're dating
ansley

AUSTIN
oh shit...you're
right

ZION
dumbass. i think
we should answer
them, but then a-
gain, they could be
young asf...

NICK
with the mouths
that they have? i
don't think so

like come on...
"nutsackmara?"

EDWIN
we should just follow
them back first, then
answer them when
they're least expecting
it

BRANDON
i like that plan

NICK
but...nutsackmara
wants me in her
guts ☹️

i want to be in
somebody's guts

AUSTIN
okay relax on the
testosterone

ZION
i'm gonna go scope
out their accounts

BRANDON
remember not to
be stupid and acci-
dentally like some-
thing because you're
kinda stupid

...no offense

NICK
damn z, why'd he
just play you like
that 😂

ZION
he's jealous of me

AUSTIN
oop 🙃

BRANDON
not true, but A
for effort though

ZION
shut up before i
text back taking-
arreaga off of your
account

...oops, too late 😏

EDWIN
😂😂😂😂

damn b, he got
yo ass

NICK
*slowly dips out
to text nutsackmara*

BRANDON
that's alright, i
texted back the
thatssokuwonu
girl for him 😍

EDWIN
he wants that though

AUSTIN
you just sped up
the process for
him AND her

NICK
i'm back

ZION
no one cares ugly

AUSTIN
is it wrong that i
want the melanin
more than ansley?

ZION
no, stoopid. what
kind of dummy ass
question is that?

EDWIN
"dummy ass?"

NICK
yes, dummy ass

BRANDON
damn we really got
these girls buggin
out in our dms

EDWIN
they want us to
fuck them soooo,
what's your point?

ZION
bitter dick ass
nigga named
edwin could be
catching a case

NICK
😂 no, they're
the same ages as
us

BRANDON
okay okay okay,
maybe i'll give
alianna a chance

EDWIN
she would bitch
you anyways, so
did you really
have a choice? 😂

ZION
NONE OF US HAVE
A CHOICE!

they'll hunt us down
and fuck us...

NICK
well...i was just
gonna text back
nutsackmara,
even if y'all didn't
text back y'alls girls

AUSTIN
nick, will you just
learn the damn
girl's name

BRANDON
alright, shut up and
investigate those
girls' intentions

EDWIN
...to fuck us, do
they need to be
any clearer???

ZION
OKAY! bye, shut
up now!