My friend thought it would be a great idea to go to some random strip club that was down the block. I usually say no since I have other plans to do but this time I'd said yes. As I enter the strip club I see strippers on the pole dancer and getting money that was on the floor.
"Hey, I'm gonna go get a drink. You want?" Jay asked.
"Yeah. Thank you."
I walked towards where the strippers were. As I started to pull out my stacks I see a woman. She had many tattoos on her body and her teeth seemed to be crooked as she smiled.
"Okurrr. What's poppin?" She asked.
"Oh, hey" I said.
She doesn't introduce herself and so I can her a dirty look because I thought it was disrespectful to me."I didn't introduce yourself. So what's your name?" I asked without hesitating.
"Okurrr. Cardi B. I from the Bronxxxz" she smiled with that crooked teeth of hers.
I was a bit disgusted but the look of her teeth."Wanna go vip? Don't worry, coochie doesn't stink" she said laughing.
"Sure! And okay? But, I should go. My friend might be waiting for me."
I grab my drink I try to look for my friend.
Cardi B's pov
"Sure! And okay? But, I should go. My friend might waiting for me."
I see him walking away. I try to think of a way but I do need money from him. I mean I saw that watch, $50,000. And his stack was pretty big. It's for surviving, right?
I grab him while I was trying to walk my stinky ass.
"Look, it would only take 10 minutes. That won't talk long for v.i.p. Some do almost an hour. So?"
"Aight. But make that 10 minutes fast."
*30 minutes later....
Devin pov
I was pretty thirsty once we got to this place apparently Cardi said this was for v.i.p. I look around and see Cardi giving me a drink.
I took the drink from her hand and started to drink it. At first it looked like water but once I drank it it taste like liquor and possibly a drug she put.
I stopped drinking noe noticing something weird. Everything was blurry but I only saw her. Cardi B."Test,test,test," she said while she snaps her fingers slowly.
I closed my eyes for the final and everything went black but I still hear her saying test over and over again.
*One minute later
It's been a minute already and I finally open my eyes, only to see Cardi taking my expensive items.She pauses like someone paused some show they are watching on tv.
She a bit looked like Micheal Jackson when he pauses at the beginning to show off his outfit.
She then quickly grab my stack and watch. She ran So fast. You know when someone run so fast across from you that all you see is blur from that person? Yeah that's how it was. While she ran all I heard was:
"Okuur! Okurr! Okurr! Okurr!" So many time like it was hearing some animal at the zoo. I was so mad that she took my thing. Not only that but I found a condom on the floor. Did she took me for advantage?
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Surviving Cardi B's Night
Humor"Test, Test, Test" she said while I my eyes closes for its final time.