KANOSHIN One Shots

Orange-Vanilla Coke

That fucking Pepsi Stan.

In all honesty, he had no idea how anyone could ever come to love such a bad drink. It's just so horrific! For one, Pepsi has to be freezing cold if anyone even wanted something even a bit good from it. Second of all, the stuff. tastes worse then Rootbeer! And that stuff's absolute garbage. Besides, Coke looks and tastes better.

That was Shintaro speaking. He leaned over to the wall as Kano got more situated in his room. He slowly started to get agitated from this already hour long conversation.

"There's litterely no reason on this green earth for anyone to ever like Pepsi, of all things!" He said. "I can understand timelines out of my control. I can even understand people's dumb political views that ruin the world! Just show me how you can stand this drink."

Those were the words that only  a man as  much as a Coke Stan such as here Shinny boy could say.

He had been entranced with the sweetness of the drink ever since his world had spun and turned upside down when he was a young teenager, experiencing tough times no living man should ever face. He had dedicated his time to preach about the goodness of said beverage to approach who seemed to be blind from the truth. Today, he faces a tough cookie like no other he has ever faced before. One so tough, that he needed to drink 4 instead if the usual 3 Coke bottles a day to warm up in terms of preparation. (This was to keep the taste and description of Coke very clear in his mind for extra detail.)

And yes, this war was with the one and only Kano.

The two boys were at it with each other, using whatever words could be at reach to defend one's cool beverage.

"Well, at least Pepsi can be had cold!" Kano said with a loud screech as he sat back down, satisfied with his statement.

"But it can only be had cold to taste remotely good!" Shintaro fired right back at him with a slam of the floor. "And beside, Coke also tastes great when warm. It taste great no matter what."

"Well, Coke tastes too sweet." Kano said,  facing Shintaro once again with a grin. He almost appeared as if he made the discovery of evolution. He sat and swiped the sweat off if his forehead. "And so do all of those other flavors, too. I don't know about that new one, though, but it has fucking vanilla in it! Vanilla is the worst one of all." Kano pointed out. "Besides, Coke was the one with actual come in it, and not Pepsi."

The audacity of this man! And to think anyone could ever comprehend his twisted words. Besides, that was too low of a blow.

"How can Coke be the too sweet soda when yours is sweeter than ours in a medicine cabinet kind?" Shintaro could basically throw the words at Kano.

Kano paused. Not only did he give himself time to evaluate the words, but he made his body move to a close. You could clearly see the hurt and  anger knot closely together from the man's eyes if you looked just close enough.

Shintaro took this as a time and chance to move on.

"All these other amazing flavors you so choose to diss on each have and share their own most amazing quality about Coke cola. It's honestly quite amazing. And on top of that, we don't need Cardi B doing any kind of add just to supp-"

Shintaro stopped when he realize that after one minute, Kano still wasn't talking.

That never happens. Instead, Kano gets up from his spot. Shintaro speaks, but Kano seems to not notice as he exits the room. Kano just stares as he lightly closes the door.

Shintaro hears the footsteps grow more faint by the minute. He, for some reason, feels curiosity pull at him and stays put, waiting for the short stock to come back. He let's silence engulf the room as he sits back in his bed.