Koujaku: Okay Aoba, I think its time we had the talk
Aoba: What do you mean "talk"?
Koujaku: There are these scary things called fangirls
Aoba: Please no
Koujaku: When a fangirl loves you very very much
Aoba: I never agreed to this
Koujaku: They like to write, cosplay, or draw things about you. Sometimes roleplay
And when they find that one other character they find you most adorable with
All hell breaks loose
Aoba: Why are you telling me this
Koujaku: I'm warning you of the dangers ahead.
Tumblr: *squealing*
Koujaku: *clears fence*
Aoba: Uhm
Tumblr: LET ME SHOW YOU YOUR HUSBAND SENPAI
I DREW YOU WITH YOUR SENPAI, SENPAI
I COSPLAYED AS YOU SENPAI
I WROTE FANFICTION ABOUT YOU SENPAI
Aoba: KOUJAKU I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT
Clear: If we kiss they leave us alone
Aoba: Really?
Koujaku: *leaps out of helicopter landing beside Aoba on his face* I'm here
Aoba and Clear: *hugging casually*
Admin: *squealing*
Koujaku: I was to late
Fak
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionThis is what I write when I'm bored and alone (which is always just about). Enjoy? ;w; Love all of you sosososo much