Felix, walking into a pet store: Hey, is this cage made out of nickel?Store owner: No? It's made out of plastic
Felix: oh, then I guess you can call it a-
Store owner: please don't.
Felix: -a Nicolas Cage
Store owner: leave.
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Felix, walking into a pet store: Hey, is this cage made out of nickel?Store owner: No? It's made out of plastic
Felix: oh, then I guess you can call it a-
Store owner: please don't.
Felix: -a Nicolas Cage
Store owner: leave.