Prologue: Sarcasm Detected.

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"Ah What the hell ?," i asked looking around.

"Sir i detect a presence at the door," my A.I butler JARVIS said.

"I wonder what gave that off ?," i said as i sat up groggily. I went to sleep working on a new suit modification. Of course, like always. I looked around my mansion to see blueprints all around each other. Like a puzzle trying to reconnect the pieces.

I stood up and wobbled. The bones cracking in my body. I stretched some more as memories of yesterday played over in my mind.

Building. Testing. Partying.Drinking. Sex. Horrible.

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"WOULD YOU WAIT A MINUTE ?!?," I yelled.

Finally, i walked to the door and opened it to reveal Ozpin. Headmaster of Beacon Academy. I had to roll my eyes.

"....If it isn't Albus Dumbledore," i stated.

"I look that old ?," he remarked back.

"Possibly," i responded back. He chuckled before sipping his coffee mug as per usual.

"Alright Ozprick get to it i have cans to build," i said.

"Ah yes your suits ?...quite impressive," He admired.

"Stalling as per usual," i said. "Get to the point."

Ozpin stayed silent for a while sipping his mug and looking at my irritated form.

".....i'm forming a group," he said.

"What kind of 'group' ?," i snarked. Ozpin is a really cool guy i think. He however, holds secrets, manipulates and uses people as if the were chess pieces. Hence, the Dumbledore and Proffessor X vibe.

"This particular group will help with....Salem forces."

I paused as i reached for my screwdriver. Of course i knew about Salem....especially after what she did. Defeating her and the White Fang were priorities for me. I just need to improve my planning. Ozpin took my pause into consideration and continued talking.

"I know that it was YOU who destroyed the White Fang hideouts last week. Wounding them greatly. I know it was YOU who burned the bandit camps while they were on a mission....and i know it was YOU who freed the prisoners. You are a powerful asset. Quite intelligent....and i need you," he said.

"THE Ozpin saying he needs me ? Wow i'm flattered," I snorted. I looked at him to give me a reprimanding look. Making me sigh heavily.

".....What do i have to do ?," i asked.

"Join my school," Ozpin said casually.

I didn't give a response right away. I know that if i don't join the school i'll go back to these espionage missions. If i do then i might just have a better chance at getting my revenge on Salem and the White Fang. The whole building allies routine. But god i am not wearing those suits.

"Alright fine on one condition, i do not have to wear those tacky playhouse dressups you call suits," i snarked.

"Deal," Ozpin chuckled. Surprising me a little.

Thus, we shook hands sealing the deal.

"Hey how are kids going to react to a Genius billionaire playboy philanthropist with no Semblance being greater then they are ?," i asked laughing.

"....maybe not too keenly," Ozpin answered.

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