Kall The Regressed

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Once upon a time, there was a man named Kall. Now Kall was someone that you would call a pariah. This was mainly due to his size. Kall is about the size of a one-year-old, and yes I mean one year old. He has a rare disease called Falxacopia. Flaxacopia causes the infected to slowly start de-aging to the body size of a one-year-old starting once the infected hits the age of 30. Now as you have probably figured out, Kall did get married way before his infection and as a result, he had one very pretty daughter who may or may not also be infected with Flaxacopia. Now with all of that out of the way, it's time to tell a story of love, humiliation and a story of one man can be out through so much and still not come out on top. This is Kall The Regressed.

It all started on a day like any other, the sun was shining the birds were chirping and one man was again late for work.

"Beep."

"Beep."

"Beep."

"Smash!" Kall's hand flew from his bed to turn off that ridiculous beeping, I mean how many times could one person be late? Then with a turn of his head, he read his alarm clock. The time read 7:10 am, and to help clarify it to the readers he was scheduled to be at work at 7:30. "Shit it's already that late? Ohh the boss is going to shoot me this time for sure." As Kall went through his normal routine he noticed that his pants seemed to be a little loose. But he just passed over it without a second thought. I mean how harmful could a little weight loss be.

Now I could tell you the exciting tale of how Kall got to work that morning, running almost every red light that he came across or how he literally almost ran over a flower shop but I think it's not too important. Anyway, Kall made it to work that morning with one minute to spare. Right on time. As Kall began his normal routine, helping people with their taxes he began to notice that he was getting shorter not too much shorter but at least a little right? Oh well, he would have the doctor look at it in the morning I mean what's the harm of calling in sick? That night he came home gave his wife a kiss and headed to bed.