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This Is What I Do With My Life

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this is what i do a lot of the time, and i get payed virtual money for it so yeah

also this is done in Amino Formatting and I'm to lazy to delete things so yeah and also there is such thing as i swear a lot in this so fair warning

reminder: this post is for satire and comedy, i'm making fun of my ability to write song titles and come up with efficient ways to convey the plot in song, also i'm making really bad jokes

[B]pdh the musical

act 1(season1)

aphmau legit doesn't sing in the opening number, it's everyone else complaining about how crappy their lives got bc of her and she's just lying in bed like "I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALALALALA"

aaron actually knocks aphmau's phone out of her hand and aphmau gets pissed as hEcK

ivy actually doesn't care that aphmau and garroth are friends, pretends to hate aph and love garroth, but then sings an entire song about how she is a closeted lesbian and she needs to hide the truth bc she's scared

gene actually tries to get aph to like him over the course of an entire song where he's just like "Oh, baby, why won't you please just fall for meeeeee?"

kawaii-chan is always in the wrong homeroom bc she follows the school's drama feed and knows what class to be in to get the daily scoop, the teachers actually don't give two shits

garroth and aphmau kiss during a song, but all of the cast is just off stage singing 'nooooooooo!' as gene sneaks up, takes a picture and walks away.

laurence shows up at the carnival bc he feels like messing with cadenza(who got a temp job at one of the food stands) and then sees aph and garroth and gets genuinely offended that they didn't invite him with them

prom is one big number with a huge dance break and halfway through, there's a tap sequence, but then it goes from prom to aaron's graduation through this song

act 2 (s2)

kasey opens act 2

ein should be played by a girl

aphmau doesn't sing half the songs

there's just one song where no one knows what the fuck is going on and eight storylines are going on at once
(ie. kai and aph walking over to katelyn and teony playing volleyball/sasha and zenix smoking behind the bleachers/dante and travis just flirt with random girls on stage[and avoid katelyn all together]/ein being a creepy stalker/michi and laurence making out while kim is crying in the corner/the lesbian werewolves being adorable/ivy yelling at garroth so they start dating/all the while kawaii-chan singing some shit about love being in the air and then zane's like, will you please shut the HELL up)

the fight scene is legit just "anything you can do, i can do better" but not bc aaron doesn't sing and ein is like "your a moooooonsteeeeer maaaaaan! monster! and i'm better than u! uwu!"

the last scene is just accurate to the show except the window is open like in peter pan

[B]Falcon Claw University: The Musical

(act one)

[bci]WARNING: THIS MUSICAL CONTAINS HEAVY TOPICS INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO:
[cb]SUICIDE

opens with aphmau's graduation

Cathy Jenny and Betty do an entire number that is reminiscent of 'candy store' and 'beautiful' but not bc they're not telling anyone to join their group, they're just like, "Jenny, Cathy and Betty!"