Boys won't be in the band but there all friends who live in LA . And this will be dirty

Hi im tegan merrel cooper im 19 years old im from new York Manhattan i have an older brother named romeo . And an older sister named camila

 Tegan ; im meeting Christina Mom : be safe Tegan : i will

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Tegan ; im meeting Christina
Mom : be safe
Tegan : i will

I walk out the door and i walk to Christinas aprement

Pagie : hi
Tegan : hi
Pagie : Christina tegans here

She yells and Christina comes out

Christina : hi
Tegan : ello ma chickee
Christina : come in i got sent a shit ton of ice cream
Tegan : ok

We walk to her living room and she gets the ice cream

Tegan ; holy shit theres loads
Christina : i know now eat
Tegan : ok

I get some ice cream and we both start eating

Tegan : eww the salted caramel is more salt then anything
Christina : lovely
Tegan : defo needs more caramel
Christina : omg that is so salty that will defantly give u heart problems
Tegan : i know
Christina : try the bubble gum thats nice

We try a load of more ice cream until i couldn't take any more

Tegan : i can't no more
Christina : im the same god were fat bitchs
Tegan : i know
Christina : uh god gonna be sick
Tegan : my god same
Pagie : i can hear u from my room god shut it
Christina : sorry but we've ate so much
Pagie : yh i can tell

I then get a message form an Unknowen number

Unknowen : its daddy from last night 🍆💦

I frown at my phone not knowing who this wired ass person is so i just put my phone down

Christina : what now
Tegan : a movie
Me and Christina : clueless

We both start laughing

Christina : I'll get my laptop
Tegan : ok

She goes and i get another mesage

Unknowen : come baby don't air me i can see u saw my last message and playing hard to get . Will just make your punishment even worse  when we next see each other 🍆🍑

I start laughing

Tegan ; im sorry but i think u got the wrong person cause i didn't meet anyone last night .

Unknowen : don't play hard to get

Tegan : im being serious u have got the wrong person

Unknowen : oh shit

Tegan : lol

Unknowen : female or male ?

Tegan : female what about u ?

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