Umbrella Academy (One-shots/imagines/scenarios)

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Title - Worst Of You 

Genre - Fluff

Story - Songfic ! Modern AU (Alternate Universe)

Song - Worst Of You - Maisie Peters 

Warnings - Language, modern alternate universe, the dead characters are alive in this.

Keys -

y/n- your name

h/c - hair color

e/c - eye color

f/c - favorite color

Characters involved - Five x Reader, Klaus, Luther, Ben, Allison, Vanya, Leonard, Dave, Diego, Hazel, Cha-Cha, and ME! (Nicole)

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Y/n's point of view -

You promise it's different
You swear that you listened
I don't mind if you didn't
'Cause I just love the sound of your voice

"Hey Five!" I said as I saw Five walk down the stairs. "Hey babe, when did you get here?" Five asked as he walked to me and wrapped an arm around my waist.

You role-play the good guy, lemon juice your white lies
But I see 'em in the sunrise

"I actually just got here, hence the reason I was near the entry." I responded. I quickly pecked his cheek, Five grumbled. "Give me a kiss on the lips." Five said while pouting, I kissed him on the lips.

You got me right in the palm of your hand and you know it
Oh, it's what you do

"Hey guys! I want you to meet Dave! My boyfriend!" Klaus said out of no where. "Klaus, I didn't know you were gay." I said while inspecting this 'Dave' person.

So let me drown, I'll be there with the band
Hit the sea bed, all I'd see is you

"I'm not gay, I'm pan!" Klaus retorted. I nodded, "How long have you guys been dating?" I asked. "4 months." Dave said while blushing and smiling. 

So give me your worst excuses, any reason to stay
Give me your lips that taste of her, I'd kiss them again
I'd rather you walk all over me than walk away

I did the most weirdest thing ever, I wiggled my eye brows at them. "Uh, Y/n.. Are you ok?" Five asked, as he saw me wiggle my eye brows. "Yeah! Totally!" I said.

Give me the worst of you
'Cause I want you anyway

Klaus and Dave left to go get waffles, Ben walks down. "I saw everything, that was hilarious." Ben said. "Thanks Ben." I said before punching his arm lightly.

So take me to every party and just talk to your friends
Why don't you let me down, I'll let you do it again

"BENNNN!!!!!!" A loud squeal emitted from outside. I opened the door to see my best friend, Nicole! "OMG! Y/N!!!!!!" Nicole yelled, her eyes widened at the sight of me. I moved away a year ago, I came back but ended up moving again. 

Go on and walk all over me, just don't walk away
Give me the worst of you
'Cause I want you anyway

"Y/n! You dork, you didn't tell me you're staying for good!" Nicole said with tears in her eyes. I had tears in my eyes too. "I was but I ended up forgetting to contact you." I said chuckling a bit.

We make up, but I know we'll fistfight
Through iPhones, my left hook a no-show
'Cause I'll just keep letting you win

"Hey babe." Ben said walking up to Nicole. Then realization slammed into me. "Y-You're dating B-B-BEN?!" I yelled. Nicole giggled. Ben was hugging Nicole from behind.

But baby, the truth is I make your excuses
You let me down and I'm used to it

" I told you about a year ago." Nicole said. It hit me again, "Oh yeah! I forgot, AGAIN!" I said emphasizing 'again'.

You got me right in the palm of your hand and you know it
Oh, it's what you do

"Vanilla, wanna get coffee?" Five said, "Wanna double date?" Nicole said. "HELL YEAH! I WANTED TO DO A DOUBLE DATE WITH MAH BITCH!" I yelled. 

So let me drown, I'll be there with the band
Hit the sea bed, all I'd see is you, oh

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Time skip to Griddy's doughnuts

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Nicole's point of view -

We all sat in a booth, Y/n sat next to me and Five sat next to Ben. A slutty waitress walked up to our table, "Hey hot stuffs, what do you want to order?" She said while looking at Ben and Five trying to make her boobs bigger.

So give me your worst excuses, any reason to stay
Give me your lips that taste of her, I'd kiss them again

"I want coffee, black." Five says not affected by the disgusting waitress. "I would like a vanilla iced coffee." Ben says, staring at his book. The waitress looks at me and Y/n in disgust. "Now what do you hags want?" The waitress said.

I'd rather you walk all over me than walk away
Give me the worst of you

"EXCUSE ME?! I AM NOT A HAG, AND AT LEAST I HAVE THE DECENCY TO COVER MYSELF UP AND NOT MAKE MYSELF LOOK LIKE A SLUT!" Me and Y/n yelled while getting up from our seats.

'Cause I want you anyway
So take me to every party and just talk to your friends

"I'M NOT A MIRROR, BITCHES!" The waitress Sarah said. "AND WE'RE NOT YOUR BULL SHIT, SO WE'RE EVEN!" I screamed.

Five and Ben just watched us, amused. Sarah slapped me and Y/n, and that's where I draw the line. People can hurt me, but if they hurt anyone I care about I won't hesitate to smack a bitch. "YOU WANNA GO PLASTIC?!" I yelled.

Why don't you let me down, I'll let you do it again
Go on and walk all over me, just don't walk away

"LET'S GO THEN! YOU WON'T BEAT ME!" The plastic said. I grabbed her by her hair and she shrieked. I banged her head on the counter.

"YOU'RE SO HEAVY!" Sarah screamed. (A/n - me and you have powers but we weren't adopted by Reginald) Y/n started to glow a light purple. "THAT'S IT! NO ONE CALLS MY BITCH FAT!" Y/n yelled before using her powers to hurt Sarah.

Give me the worst of you
'Cause I want you anyway, anyway, anyway-ay
'Cause I want you anyway, anyway, anyway-ay

Sarah became badly injured because of me and y/n's powers. Ben grabbed me and Five grabbed Y/n.

"Let's go home, we got you guys your favorite drinks while you we're fighting. Yes, we should've helped but it's bad to get involved in a girls fight with another girl." Ben said.

We went back to the academy, "What happened to you guys?" Dave asked. "Nothing." Y/n said. Me and Y/n looked at each other and started laughing....

Another night, another dotted line
I sign my heart away to you
Some call it foolish, guess I'll call it art

The end! 

Words - 1,076 

Published on - 4 - 21 - 19

Bye! - Nicole :)