JJBA x reader *Oneshot*

Guido Mista x reader

** A/N **

For this chapter, everyone were still alive because i don't want my precious babies die (big tiddy emo bf, mama boi and best boi were my fav n i cri) 

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"I didn't know that you were INTO Giorno, Mista. " You said as you made a poker face look while looking at Mista drink his tea. He spitted out the tea in shock when he heard your statement and coughed heavily, almost choking the tea. He slammed the teacup on the table without breaking it.

"WHAT THE HELL, (Y/N)? WHY ARE YOU SAYING LIKE THAT! " Mista yelled while looking at you in disbelief. Everyone was out for a mission that the new boss, Giorno Giovanna, gave to them. Bruno, who became a capo under Giorno, ordered you and Mista to take care of the hideout since the four of them, Narancia, Fugo, Abacchio and himself already sufficient to handle the mission.

You can't stop thinking on what Narancia told you on what he saw the other day. To summarize for his story;

Giorno gave Mista a G O L D E N  S U C C

Poor Narancia's innocent for spectated such things in front of his pure violet eyes.

As a secret admire of Mista, you felt defeated that Mista rather choose that Golden-Piss-Drinker, Giorno over you, who helped Mista when he needed.

"It doesn't matter who told me that. I bet that Giorno gave you a good succ that makes you into him. " You dramatically smacked the table while the tears from your eyes fall like waterfall.

"Oh hell no! I'm not into guys! It was a misunderstood! Please trust me! " Mista smacked the table and looked at you right in the eyes with his desperate look.

"Really....?"You perk up when you listened to his statement.

"YES. I. AM! " Mista looked at you with a serious look. He prayed in his heart that you will believe on what he said. The two of you only staring at each other in silence for a few minutes.

"Ah, I'm glad that you are still in the right path. " You sighed with a relax smile drew on your face.

Mista swore in his heart that he had no idea why you say such things. However, he glad that you believed on what he said.

Something bugged him on why you were frustrated of him if he like Giorno? He closed his eyes and rubbed his chin while thinking about it. His Sex Pistol stands paused from eating the banana and facepalmed on how oblivious he was that you have a crush on him.

"Ey, I'm going to make another tea. " You said as you stand while holding the teapot to make a new one. You looked at Mista who was deeply thinking about something. You chuckled, thought on how cute he was by doing such expression.

You took two steps and accidentally stepped on a banana peel that came from nowhere. You staggered and fell towards Mista, who then noticed that you falling on him. Both of you collided and fell on the floor with a big crash sound.

"Ouch... What the hell man.. " You rubbed your head with a grunt. You realized that you didn't feel the teapot on your hand. You started to panic and looked at your stand that managed to caught the teapot before it crash on the floor. You sighed heavily, glad that it didn't break or you need to pay it. You felt something shifted under you. You lowered your head and blushed heavily when you notice, that you were sitting on Mista's stomach.

"Damn, watch out on where you step on." Mista grunted while rubbing his head. He opened his eyes to see you was sitting on him. His face suddenly felt hot with the situation. He can feel your small hands on his chest through the fabric of his shirt. Both of you only looked at each other, didn't know what to do.

Your heart didn't stop pounding as your mind went blank. You looked at his plump lips. Oh those lips, it made you losing your mind by just thinking on how badly you want to feel his plump lips.

'This is the only chance you have. Do it or you will regret this.'

With all your might, you pulled his collar shirt and your lips met with his. Mista's eyes widen in shock with your action. Without hesitation, he kissed you back with his eyes closed. After a few seconds, your lips parted from his. Both of you looked at each other in the eyes. You pulled him into a hug as your face hid on the crook of his neck.

"I love you, you stupid oblivious." You said as you hug him tighter. Mista only silence for a while, thought on how you feel the same as him. He chuckled lightly and hugged you back.

"I love you too" He whispered. 

From afar, the Sex Pistol were celebrating as their plan was successful to ship their favorite couple by throw the banana peel at the right time.

**A/N**

Dammmmnnn boi Mista is really a sweet boi, but he also a pervert when he looked at underage 15 years old boobs.

You stupid Mista