seger and the blue smoke become a purple gas. everyone thought this was awesome and bought some pens from the appie. annemarrit legally change her name to knar.
nora and kamilla went to the gym and become ripped so they decided to become superheroes. kamilla became a villain and turned nora into a pig and named her knor. kamilla was now king of ukraine. seger and knar decided to kill pier, the murder weapon was his jawline.. his most prized possession.
knar and knor killed eachother and in heaven they met mister mercury. when they heard freddie mercury was there they got all excited but they were disappointed when they saw him. it turned out heaven is on mercury, and heaven's nickname is freddie.. the actual Freddie Mercury is rotting in hell for all his sins.
seger was taking selfies with nora's apple pencil when knar came bustin in and dropped the pencil on the floor three times. nora and kamilla were having their birthday but knar couldn't come because we only want pretty people at this party. *(seger pathetically tries to snap his fingers way too close to readers face)*.
all the sister came except for sarne because he was busy being dead and stuff. the eastercreekians were on their phone the whole time.. they ruined the game but nora didn't care because she was looking at her brand new apple pencil. seger was salty because he does not have an apple pencil and sent nora back to mercury.
everybody got a picture of themselves and pier came back from the dead; he cut of his jawline so it couldn't be used against him anymore. seger signed up for the gym because he also wanted to be king of ukraine!
wiegertje came crawling out of the corner and introduced herself. she stole carmen's kazoo and started smoking weed because she's from amsterdam. pier started screaming about how herres this was and julien came to "klap een jonko"! seger noticed this illegal behavior and ran to kamilla to talk about zodiac signs.
to be continued 😮
sorry for the wait people but here you have a juicy new chapter
