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how bts egg hunt

a/n: very late, but i hope you all had a wonderful easter, and if you don't celebrate it, i hope you've been doing well! (not rlly based on easter, only the egg hunting game is involved here!)

headcannon: what would each bts member be like at an egg hunt?

genre: humor, crack
tw: occasional swearing

namjoon

- he can reach the highest eggs

- jimin and yoongi HATE him for it

- he's not even subtle

- jimin was trying to climb a wall just to get an egg but namjoon ninja'd in and finessed it

- doesn't care as much about the game as he does flexing his height

- let's say it's because of all those years of inferiority?

- like pls he gets clowned for everything

- he just wants to be admired

- (bold of him to assume he's not when he's literally our president)

- but he actually showed off his height in like, every way possible—you could feel the years of pent up frustration

- well can you blame him? everyone wants to flex on jungkook and jimin because their egos are always so LOUD ( but how often does that opportunity actually come? )

- probably wears a colorful shirt and overalls

- actually manages to break a few plastic eggs trying to open them because old destructor habits

jin

- a total old man about the whole thing

- HE'S LITERALLY THAT ONE UNCLE WITH THE VIDEO CAMERA THE WHOLE TIME

- (forgets to hit record)

- hawaiian shirt because he's an uncle

- HE KEEPS MAKING EGG PUNS

- and when he finds eggs?

- he doesn't even take the egg????????

- he just takes the chocolate and puts the egg back

- ???????

- DONE after he sees a bee

- "no pls not my Worldwide Handsome face"

- joins taehyung by the dessert table

- made and decorated the cake

- just wants ONE group photo but somehow someone's always missing

- (mostly jungkook hiding in the bushes)

yoongi

- teams up with jimin for the day to reach the higher eggs (and namjoon's face but let's save that for jimin's hc)

- seems calm but if he sees an egg he'll run over in smol just to make sure no one else got it before him

- does his little ᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃʰʰʰʰʰ

- waddles :]

- a lil quieter but it's okay he's just focusing

- wears oversized clothes because today he PURE

- wait, no he's not

- he literally slapped namjoon in the face

- (whoops)

hobi

- dramatic as fUck

- the egg could be RIGHT in front of him and he'd stunt roll over to it

- "why would you do that you're wearing a white shirt—"

- "it was the only way"

- the white shirt from "boy meets evil" and light jeans

- THE ICONIC SHIRT

- he looks like an angel but a hot one

- all the elderly ladies whisper about him for different reasons

- wow thinking about boy meets evil again is really putting a lot of strain on my mental, physical, and spiritual well-being i need to move on now

jimin

- jimin literally put yoongi on his shoulders chicken-fight style just to slap namjoon in the face for stealing their egg

- it really wasn't that hard of a slap but boy was it loud

- it was loud enough for the rest of the members to turn and look

- and namjoon's just

- shock

- thinking "wo he smol but strong"

- (the author writes this knowing very well that she is a full foot shorter than jimin)

- over-sized sweater!! lowke matching yoongi's style that day

- his sweater matches one of the eggs and he takes a picture with it!

- since he teamed with yoongi they just shared one big basket

- they would both race for an egg if they saw one even though it'd go to the same basket

- they're SO CUTE to watch because they both do this lil waddle run over to it

- oops sorry the yoonmin jumped out

- IT MUST BE SO FUNNY TO WATCH YOONMINSEOK ALL GO AFTER THE SAME EGG DKFKSKMVKKSVKX

taehyung

- chillin by the dessert table

- bugs? NO

- not near HIS Gucci slippers, bracelet, earrings, bag, beret, sweater, pants, belt, socks, underwear, and lifestyle!!!!!!!

- cheers on everyone else

- he'll go over to them but refuses to go near any bushes or mud or anything that even LOOKS like mud

- puts a large ziplock bag on each of his feet and finally steps on the grass

- yeah it looks pretty stupid

- "it'll be fun to watch on the video later" said seokjin, with his camera not recording

- takes a lot of film photos!

jungkook

- lost a bet with jin and had to wear a bunny costume for the day

- he bet that taehyung would wear less than ten gucci products so

- dAmMiT

- (actually taehyung overheard this and did it on purpose but shhhh)

- salty so he hides whenever jin calls them for a group picture or asks another member for help with something just to screw with jin

- when he got chased by a bee he jumped into namjoon's arms

- because what bee would be foolish enough to mess with the nation's president, father, and daddy: namjoon?

- hops around

- grazes the fields

- smells the flowers

- drop kicks one of the eggs

- haha surprise that one was an actual egg, just painted

- #getprankd