a/n: very late, but i hope you all had a wonderful easter, and if you don't celebrate it, i hope you've been doing well! (not rlly based on easter, only the egg hunting game is involved here!)
headcannon: what would each bts member be like at an egg hunt?
genre: humor, crack
tw: occasional swearingnamjoon
- he can reach the highest eggs
- jimin and yoongi HATE him for it
- he's not even subtle
- jimin was trying to climb a wall just to get an egg but namjoon ninja'd in and finessed it
- doesn't care as much about the game as he does flexing his height
- let's say it's because of all those years of inferiority?
- like pls he gets clowned for everything
- he just wants to be admired
- (bold of him to assume he's not when he's literally our president)
- but he actually showed off his height in like, every way possible—you could feel the years of pent up frustration
- well can you blame him? everyone wants to flex on jungkook and jimin because their egos are always so LOUD ( but how often does that opportunity actually come? )
- probably wears a colorful shirt and overalls
- actually manages to break a few plastic eggs trying to open them because old destructor habits
jin
- a total old man about the whole thing
- HE'S LITERALLY THAT ONE UNCLE WITH THE VIDEO CAMERA THE WHOLE TIME
- (forgets to hit record)
- hawaiian shirt because he's an uncle
- HE KEEPS MAKING EGG PUNS
- and when he finds eggs?
- he doesn't even take the egg????????
- he just takes the chocolate and puts the egg back
- ???????
- DONE after he sees a bee
- "no pls not my Worldwide Handsome face"
- joins taehyung by the dessert table
- made and decorated the cake
- just wants ONE group photo but somehow someone's always missing
- (mostly jungkook hiding in the bushes)
yoongi
- teams up with jimin for the day to reach the higher eggs (and namjoon's face but let's save that for jimin's hc)
- seems calm but if he sees an egg he'll run over in smol just to make sure no one else got it before him
- does his little ᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃʰʰʰʰʰ
- waddles :]
- a lil quieter but it's okay he's just focusing
- wears oversized clothes because today he PURE
- wait, no he's not
- he literally slapped namjoon in the face
- (whoops)
hobi
- dramatic as fUck
- the egg could be RIGHT in front of him and he'd stunt roll over to it
- "why would you do that you're wearing a white shirt—"
- "it was the only way"
- the white shirt from "boy meets evil" and light jeans
- THE ICONIC SHIRT
- he looks like an angel but a hot one
- all the elderly ladies whisper about him for different reasons
- wow thinking about boy meets evil again is really putting a lot of strain on my mental, physical, and spiritual well-being i need to move on now
jimin
- jimin literally put yoongi on his shoulders chicken-fight style just to slap namjoon in the face for stealing their egg
- it really wasn't that hard of a slap but boy was it loud
- it was loud enough for the rest of the members to turn and look
- and namjoon's just
- shock
- thinking "wo he smol but strong"
- (the author writes this knowing very well that she is a full foot shorter than jimin)
- over-sized sweater!! lowke matching yoongi's style that day
- his sweater matches one of the eggs and he takes a picture with it!
- since he teamed with yoongi they just shared one big basket
- they would both race for an egg if they saw one even though it'd go to the same basket
- they're SO CUTE to watch because they both do this lil waddle run over to it
- oops sorry the yoonmin jumped out
- IT MUST BE SO FUNNY TO WATCH YOONMINSEOK ALL GO AFTER THE SAME EGG DKFKSKMVKKSVKX
taehyung
- chillin by the dessert table
- bugs? NO
- not near HIS Gucci slippers, bracelet, earrings, bag, beret, sweater, pants, belt, socks, underwear, and lifestyle!!!!!!!
- cheers on everyone else
- he'll go over to them but refuses to go near any bushes or mud or anything that even LOOKS like mud
- puts a large ziplock bag on each of his feet and finally steps on the grass
- yeah it looks pretty stupid
- "it'll be fun to watch on the video later" said seokjin, with his camera not recording
- takes a lot of film photos!
jungkook
- lost a bet with jin and had to wear a bunny costume for the day
- he bet that taehyung would wear less than ten gucci products so
- dAmMiT
- (actually taehyung overheard this and did it on purpose but shhhh)
- salty so he hides whenever jin calls them for a group picture or asks another member for help with something just to screw with jin
- when he got chased by a bee he jumped into namjoon's arms
- because what bee would be foolish enough to mess with the nation's president, father, and daddy: namjoon?
- hops around
- grazes the fields
- smells the flowers
- drop kicks one of the eggs
- haha surprise that one was an actual egg, just painted
- #getprankd
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