Omake (Everything Went Wrong)

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"Hey, uh how much would this gemstone be sold for?"

The jeweller's eyes widen to the size of dinner plates and proceeded to shout out loud, "OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS LORD HOLY JESUS, WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS SUPER ULTRA VALUABLE GEMSTONE? I'M VERY SORRY DEAR CUSTOMER BUT OUR ESTABLISHMENT DO NOT OWE ENOUGH FUNDS TO ACCEPT THIS."

At this point, I've attracted a large crowd that were gossiping about the gemstones. Also the multiple stares filled with malice.

"Um, could you keep it down? I just need a bit of money, I don't need the actual value of it. Plus, I have more so I'm fi-"

J:"YOU HAVE MORE?"

"JESUS SHUT UP! I'M LEAVING "

I ran out of the shop while ignoring the jeweller's pleads to return.

As soon as I ran into somewhere deserted, I was jumped, by ten people.

Robbers: "Hey kid, I know you have those gemstone, hand them ov-"

I just slammed him into the wall before he could finish. And proceeded to knock out the other. I was about to continue running when another ten robbers jumped me.

"JESUS F*CKING CHRIST LEAVE ME ALONE"

Robbers: "Then give us the GEMS!"

"FUUUUUUUUU-

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