Totally serious fan made chapter of Danganronpa V3

This through a very dead Kaito's eyes

(This will be written a bit better and more normal lol)

Kaito Momota Luminary Of The Starts POV:

I woke up, something felt off, though, why didn't I feel anything? I fell down an entire flight of stairs, I stood up to look around, but I wasn't expecting THAT. I couldn't help myself, I screamed. 

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" 

Why the actual fuck was I laying on the ground?! How was I seeing this?! Am I DEAD?! AM I A GHOST?! How is this happening?! 

I heard footsteps behind me, I turned around and saw, Kaede and Shuichi! They must've heard me! They should help! I ran over to them but, they walked THROUGH me

"W-What?! WHAT THE FUCK?! IS THIS A DREAM?! WHAT THE FUCK?!" 

I heard the two talking behind me, I listened in on what they were saying.

"Oh my god did Kaito fall down the stairs and died because... actually I have no clue how he would die from that..."

"Do I look like a detective?"

"YOU ARE A DETECTIVE, SHUICHI." 

"Oh yeah."

What? Am I actually dead? No that's impossible! I shouldn't stay here, especially because my dead body was laying in the same room as me.

I walked down a hallway and I mumbled to myself

"I really hope this is just a bad dream, I just want to go home." 

From the other room I heard what sounded like a crash, ok, WHAT THE FUCK?!

A white haired guy flew through the wall

"DID SOMEBODY SAY HOPE?!"

"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! WHAT THE HELL?!"

The guy got really close to my face, like really close. 

"Get the hell away from me." 

The guy baked off a bit

"Ah sorry, my name is Nagito Komeada, what's yours? Also what's your talent?!" 

This guy seems like he has a few screws lose but I should probably answer so I don't end up dying, if that's even possible if I'm dead.

"Well, I'm Kaito Momota! Luminary of the stars!"

Nagito's eyes seemed to light up

"Are you the ultimate astronaut?! That is such a unique talent, you must meet the other ultimates! Let's go!"

Nagito proceeded to run through the wall, and I followed him. 

*LATER*

Jesus, how many people where there? I didn't realize, but Nagito was talking to some guy with hair the color of fire, and a goatee, a little like me. 

"This is Kaito, he's the Ultimate Astronaut, isn't that unique talent?" Nagito asked. 

"Right," the guy said, scratching his head. His voice sounded familiar. Too familiar, and yet I couldn't quite place my finger on it. 

He spoke up. "Yo! The name's Leon Kuwata! Ultimate Baseball Star!" 

Suddenly, it clicked. "Hey, you sound like my sidekick, Shuichi..." 

"SHUT UP, IDIOT!" 

"... who the hell are you calling an idiot? I'm Kaito Momota, Luminary of the Stars!" 

Nagito jumped between us. 

"Hey, stop fighting, guys! Ultimates like yourself should be getting along, not fighting!"