Summary: Roman let Logan drag him to the museum ONE TIME!
No warnings! Roman's just being stupid!
Btw, roman has contacts instead of glasses, just a headcanon for mine!
Roman gasped as he saw the most gorgeous man in all of history! So, Roman being Roman, decided to try to woo this man. He forgot his contacts at home, but he can still tell a total hunk from any random stranger.
Sliding up next to him, he flipped his hair and purred,
"Hey there, handsome. Wanna come back to my place?" he winked.
After a moment of silence, Roman took a look at the man standing before him. After a couple of moments of Roman squinting, he realized he wasn't talking to a man, he was-
"Roman?" He heard Logan call from behind him.
"Why are you flirting with a statue of Zeus?"
Not sure if statues count as artifacts, but after a while of writers block and deciding how I wanted to go about this, this is what my brain presented. Lmao. I love your works!!! Take care!! Soy this is so short!!! Jrjenbgfjhg love you
