The C.L.O.N Show

Episode 1- Keep Your Friends Closer (Pt. 1)

A big looking mansion with a mix of red, green, blue, black, orange, yellow, and white is seen.

A man with a yellow fur coat and some boxers is seen, awaking from his bed.

That is Nate Xpress. He likes orange/yellow, has autism, and owns a CAW Company called the IWA. He wears a yellow fur coat.

A random crowd cheering is heard.

Nate: What was that?!

Nate starts getting annoyed by his beeping alarm clock.

Nate grabs his alarm clock, and throws it against the wall.

He also hates alarm clocks. (Don't we all?)

Nate: Ugh....another day of school...

Another man is seen entering the room.

???: Nate, we have CWA tapings.

Nate: Hold On Rick, we TAPE stuff now?

That man by the door was Rick C. He wears glowing stuff, and sometimes his duplicates of his "Glorious Rick C" shirts. He owns a company called RCCW.

Random crowd cheering is heard again.

Rick: Well, me and Noah are a bit busy with...MORTAL KOMBAAAT!! And what the hell was that?

Nate: I heard it to..anyways..Who am I facing?

Rick: Willie Rivers.

Nate: Irish Ciampa?

Nate gets out of his bed, only to be slapped by Rick.

Rick: Don't you EVER compare Willie to Ciampa...

Rick and another character we will get to soon, ENVIES Ciampa. He just doesn't get his hype.

Nate: Would you rather I keep comparing Lana or Cake to Gargano.

Rick: Cake And Gargano?......that's actually worse.

Rick and the other character dislike Johnny Gargano.

Nate: I thought you said you hated Ciampa mo—

Rick: Shut up, Nate!

Nate and Rick walk down the stairs, fully dressed.

Nate: You woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.

Rick: DIY is just overrated. I also feel a weird sense of anger.

The chair Rick usually sits at has a weird white substance.

Nate: ...Now I've figured it out.

Nate and Rick hear a weird noise...like intro music...

Nate: Ok so now that's stra—

Nate and Rick are suddenly sent to a white place with a white background.

Rick: Um...

Rick sees Status frozen in place, with a smile....as is every other main character. Nate and Rick are suddenly swung to the side of them, and are forced to put on a smile. Words drop down in front of them.

"The CLON Show."

Nate: *through his teeth* Now that's just lame.

The music ends, as everyone else is stuck in place.

Nate: .....*through his teeth* CAN WE CONTINUE OUR LIVES NOW?!

Rick: *through his teeth* It's a title card Nate, give it time...