The stories you hear about the ugly barnacle aren't true. He is handsome with his white t shirt with grease stains on them and his khakis with white paint on them. Oh how I adore his face with his funny goatee❣️I am a y/g (your gender) with h/c (haircolor) and e/c (eye color). I walk up to barnacle and say, "did you fart, because you blew me away" (😂 best line ever) "as a matter of fact I did!"he said. I took a whiff of the air. Then I ran away. "Aw darn."he said. The next day I came back with another one. "My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it!" I said. "Aw. That was the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me."he said. "I grabbed his hand and walked to the store. We got a lot of ice cream.
