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𝐰a𝐭t𝐩a𝐝. ( tres )
-ohschnapp hey ur a 💩
noahfan123 awh not this 💩 again
-ohschnapp hahahah i like you even though you're a 💩
noahfan123 takes a 💩 to know a 💩
-ohschnapp then we can be 💩 together
noahfan123 thats cool as 💩
-ohschnapp bro today is a sad day my little brother just murdered a harmless, adorable, small jumpy spider.
noahfan123 all spiders are evil, and must die.
-ohschnapp no! this one was special we actually had a marvellous conversation. it was quite interesting actually...
it mainly consisted of me saying "well hello there little spidey... whaaaat r u doin here?" he just looked at me, & when i got closer, he stood on his back legs with his front legs in the air, i think he wanted a hug...
then we got scared & crawled down the drain ( he was in my bathroom sink). my brother then proceeded to turn the water on...
noahfan123 i think he was just playing cute, so that he could win you over, and then take over the world.
-ohschnapp oh jeez, i feel so used...
noahfan123 see? spiders are fake and use you and i don't think you deserve to b used so therefore all spiders are evil and shall be murdered😌
-ohschnapp oh schnapp smh,
noahfan123 yeah.. THEY MUST BE MURDERED
-ohschnapp RUDE, i don't get how you can talk like that about a small jumpy creature.
noahfan123 read that again. small jumpy creature, that scares the shit out of me, i don't need a creature jumping on me.
-ohschnapp yeah sure, anyway how are u ?
noahfan123 GUESS WHAT I JUST FOUND SOMETHING SO COOL LIKE I FINALLY GET IT
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