My Hero Academia Oneshots

Class 1-A/Shoto Todoroki

a/n: i should've posted this on my birthday, but yk...procrastination
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"no, no, no! it has to be more to the left...to the left! TO THE LEFT!"

"OKAY, DJ CASPER, THIS ISN'T THE CHA CHA SLIDE! CALM DOWN!"

"WELL! CLEARLY I LOVE (Y/N) MORE IF YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT HER SIXTEENTH BIRTHDAY BEING PERFECT! YOU WON'T EVEN FIX THE BANNER!"

"NUH UH! I LOVE HER MORE!"

"NO, ME!"

"NO! I DO!"

"COME NOW, YOUNG KIRISHIMA! WE ALL LOVE (Y/N) AN EQUALLY LARGE AMOUNT. AND YOUNG KAMINARI! HE'S SIMPLY TRYING TO HELP! I TOO THINK THE BANNER WOULD LOOK BEST TO THE LEFT! NOW, NO MORE ARGUING."

the two felt dizzy as all might held them up to his eye level by the back of their shirts. one, the air seemed like it was thin at that high of an altitude. have you seen the man? he's a living mountain. and two, all might is loud enough when he's talking at his normal level across a room, let alone when he's yelling in your ear, trying to stop an argument.

"yes, all might," they murmured in a dazed tone.

he dropped them to the floor and brushed his hands off. "LET US FINISH PREPARING! THIS WILL BE THE BEST BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION IN HISTORY!"

"UGH, THAT DAMN DEKU!"

"that is, if we can get the kids to stop fighting," aizawa sensei shook his head in exasperation

bakugo burst into the room, his face red and his ears blowing out smoke. "HE SAID HE LOST HER IN THE CROWD AT THE MALL!"

"god, this is ridiculous," 1a's teacher rubbed his forehead, "todoroki, call her and find out where she is. tell her you need her to help you study."

"should i wish her happy birthday? or do i need to act aloof?"

mina snorted, "act aloof? don't worry, bud, you've got this in the bag."

he glared at her and flicked a hand towards her, setting a small fire on her shoulder. the pink haired girl freaked and stumbled around the room while slapping her shoulder. he smirked and turned back to his teacher, who had left to slam his head into a wall (only to be stopped by yamada sensei).

leaving to make the call, shoto nearly tripped over mineta. the midget barreled up to koda, who was organizing pictures of (y/n), and sero, who was sticking them onto the wall.

"hey, koda, sero! wanna see what i got the birthday girl?" before the two could answer, mineta whipped out a purple thong bikini with a matching bandeau top. "i've always wanted to see her in purple...and barely anything!"

koda's face burst into red and he turned back to the pictures, trying to ignore the little pervert.

"you're disgusting, mineta," sero shook his head.

"you call that a gift? look at what i bought for her!" in a tornado of sparkles, aoyama appeared, ready to brag. "this is a white gold tennis bracelet! 20 carats!"

"oh, please! she doesn't wear blingy stuff like that!"

"maybe that's cause she doesn't have anything like it!"

"well-"

"ribbit! sato, no!" asui entered the room with a half eaten birthday cake. the only remaining words read "py hday (-/n)!"

"how was i supposed to know it was her's?" he tried to defend himself.

ojiro argued. "it literally had her name on it, man!"