Guidestone

Speech # 32

"We did not go extinct like all the sapiens textbooks say. Years ago our ancestors have set up the Georgia Guidestones, in hopes that these foolish homo sapiens would listen to our guidance. BUT NOOOO, they called our Guidestones a joke and overpopulated like crazy. We "Neanderthals" lived underground for centuries, waiting, biding our time, until one day hoping we would rise up and take back the surface. Today. Is. That. Day! Our technological development has been better than ever. For the past 6 months, our scavengers have been stealing the latest of homo sapiens technologies and just last week our researches have made necessarily breakthroughs in gene splicing technology that will allow us to live among the surface. Nanobots! When a homo sapiens inhales these nanobots, we can press a button in our factories and it will turn them into a harmless plushie! For the past month, our factories have been pumping out dozens of these Carbon-Cotton Pods and we've been hiding them all over the WPI campus. Once we have them all in place, we will release them on Tuesday night." - Transcript from Otzil Speech #32