the only solution to hide the
tainted history of blood & knives
beneath the sheets was to play cupid.
little did they know that
the more they try to hide
the more the secrets tend to spill.
* * *
2019
OFF WITH HIS HEAD
DURGA SO...
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II. FROM MALIBU BARBIES TO CLARK KENT
There is a general misconception to what being a princess means. It's not all tea parties with the Queen, going tiara shopping or parading in silly oversized dresses that makes you look like a fucking piñata in a six year old's birthday party. It's not. It never is.
Princesses aren't stuck up, I cannot vouch for all because I know some that are total bitches that are in need of a little (or big) slap, but acting like you're all superior and giving off the 'don't touch me peasant' kind of vibe will get you bad press.
Because of tabloids, magazines and newspapers, now the acts of a princess are blasted everywhere. It will be from wearing from an embarrassing sweatpants that has a picture of a pug on its ass to glaring at her girl who was being a total cunt towards you, that would, to your unfortunate luck, turn out of be an orphan.
You wouldn't even realised that you've done that till the next day.
PRINCESS GLARES AT AN ORHPAN? DOES SHE HATE ORPHANS?
Imagine the whole world creating memes and hating on you. I, on the other hand did not have to imagine, because it was my reality and it forced me to delete every social media and made me hate memes.
They made me hate the one thing I thought I'd never hate.
I never asked for this. In fact, if I could, I would time travel to the day before I was going to be in the works of being conceived and scare my father off sex or remind my mother the terrors of childbirth.
But atlas, I can't.
I'm not an ideal Princess and because I'm not the only girl in the family, I can't play 'daddy's only daughter' card, but at least I know I'll never be alone because my twin is worse. I always had an suspicion that both my parents knew that we were not going to turn out great, that is why they tried one last time.
We were not the children parents would boast during family gatherings, in fact, they'd hide us and whenever somebody asks about us, our parents would take the spotlight faster than Kayne did to Taylor Swift.
Not only do our relatives not know much about us but so does the world. We maybe royalty but we're not as famous as the family from England.
We know that because Buzzfeed don't make quizzes about us.
The only time the public has heard about us was—yes the glaring incident, and the time when our brother Elijah decided to decline his position to be the next ruler of the country, to teacher a bunch of horny American college students who're only there because they did not succeed on Youtube.
