𝙗𝙪𝙗𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙩𝙚𝙖.

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Jeno was eating with his friend, Mark, but Mark was busy thinking up with random thoughts. Mark calls them shower thoughts, but how can they be shower thoughts if Mark thought of them all the time. Even outside of the shower.

"I wonder if I've ever bought milk from the same cow. Do you ever think about that, Jeno?"

"If you get a dollar for every useless information you think of, you'd be rich. You know that?"

Mark began thinking for a few seconds, processing what Jeno just told him. "Actually, if I get a dollar for every useless information I could think of, I wouldn't get any money since the information is no longer useless if it can earn me money."

Jeno wanted to bang his head on the table but he didn't want any attention on him, so he just groaned. "Can you like— I don't know, shut up for once?" Mark chuckled. He knew Jeno always got tired of him telling his 'shower thoughts' 24/7. He was quite surprised that Jeno could even put up with his annoying mouth. 

While they were eating silently, Jeno felt a pair of eyes on him. He saw in the corner of his eye there was a boy with honey brown hair. He looked very, very familiar to Jeno though, he couldn't pick up on it.

"lmao you look like the tiki emoji when you're thinking." Mark smirked.

"Who the hell says lma-"

"who the hell says lmao out loud."

"you just did."

Jeno looked over and saw the honey brown haired boy, with another boy with silver hair. Oh, it's Lee Donghyuck. And he's hanging out with.. Jeno then realized that he never knew the boy's name.

Although, Jeno always called him a cutie in his head.

"Yo, did they just finish our conversation?" Mark gasped. "This is soulmate culture." Jeno threw a pea on mark, hoping it'll make him shut up.

Mark started giggling like a child. His grin getting bigger every second.

"Jeno." Mark managed to say in between his giggles.

"yes, mark?" Jeno hummed.

"You just pea'd on me." mark couldn't take it anymore and just bursted out laughing. He somehow ended up on the floor.

"That's it. I'm leaving." Jeno sighed. He should've known that Mark would tell a lame joke and laugh at his own joke too. Honestly a very tiny part of Jeno felt like laughing with mark. Very tiny.

riiiiiiiiiing

"What's up uglies." Jaemin walked into the bubble tea cafe, doing some cool dance moves on his way in.

Taeil looked up from the book he was reading,"I'm the only one here."

"Exactly."

"You little-"

Jaemin cut him off,"I don't have time for this Taeil hyung. I have tea. Speaking of tea, where's my Thai tea."

he's using honorifics, the 'tea' must be good.

"It's on the counter." Taeil grumbled.

Jaemin dragged Taeil to the back of the counter and placed his chair in front of the counter, like they were having a meeting.

"So.." Jaemin muttured.

"Spill, child."

"I found out the handsome guy's name. Also, I made a new friend!" Jaemin exclaimed.

"This is a lot of news, Jaemin. I'm so proud of you." Taeil wiped his fake tears. "But what are their names?"

"The handsome guy is Jeno, and my friend is Donghyuck."

Jeno?

"What are their last names?" Taeil asked, making sure his ears were ready to listen.

"They're both Lee's, lmao." Jaemin calmy said. "Oh no," Jaemin gasped. "Donghyuck is spreading his 'lmao' disease." He dramatically placed his hand over his forehead and pretended to die.

oh okay, so Lee Jeno. Not Moon Jeno.

Jaemin knew Taeil had a husband and a son. But he always assumed that Taeil's son was a small child, because Taeil always talked about how 'antisocial' and 'childish' his son was. Honestly Jaemin could always tell how much Taeil loved his son, and he thought it was cutest sight ever when he heard Taeil talk about his beloved son.

Taeil has never told Jaemin his son's name, age, or even what school he goes to. Obviously, Jaemin is too dumb to notice. But sometimes when he does mention Taeil's son, Taeil just ignores the subject.

It's like he's hiding something.

But again, Jaemin is too dumb to even care.

"Donghyuck says Jeno looks like the tiki emoji. Don't you think that's insulting? Like— he's basically saying that I find tikis attractive."

my son looks like the tiki emoji, too.

Taeil didn't think too much of it though. There can be a lot of jenos who look like the tiki emoji too, right? Maybe jenos are tiki emojis.

"uhm, Taeil hyung?" Jaemin waved his hand in front of taeil's face.

"oh— uh, yes! that is indeed very insulting." taeil quickly shouted.

"woah,, calm down oldie."

Taeil was very close to shutting Jaemin's mouth, if it wasn't for Taeil's phone ringing.

he checked his phone.

babie uwu 🗿

"sorry jaemin, my son's calling."

Taeil picked up the phone.

(italics is jeno and bold is Taeil :3)

"hey child."

"daaaaaaaad! have I ever told you how much I wuv you!"

Taeil was already cringing, trying to imagine Jeno doing aegyo.

"okay, okay. so seriously, what's up?"

"I may or may not have burnt some eggs and made the whole house smell because I forgot to add oil."

"moon jeno. did you real-"

"sorry dad, I gotta go! the dog peed on the couch."

"whatever, you're dead when I get home."

[call ended]

"my dude, why do you look so stressed?" jaemin raised his eyebrows.

"my son burnt eggs and the dog peed on the cou— wait. I don't have a dog."

Taeil took a deep breath in.

"MOON JENO I WILL ACTUALLY KILL YOU BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH OH MY BISCUITS." Taeil said all in one go.

Although he said it really fast, Jaemin only picked up on one part.

"what's your son's name again?" Jaemin asked.

oh no

Taeil quickly thought of a lame name.

"uhm, Moon Jaeno."

Jaemin gasped,"it's like mine and Jeno's ship name."

what have I done.

Taeil mentally slapped his forehead.

moon jeno is such a cute name uwu