My Dm Daddy(Jikook au)

Group Chat

Warning: This contains cursing and does bring up Jesus in a somewhat humorous way so if any of this might offend you please don't read

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Crazy Hoes

Hope.Tan added Chim.Chim

Hope.Tan added World.Wide.Handsom

Hope.Tan added Jeon.Jeongguk

Chim.Chim: Taehyung? What's up with the name of this group chat?

Hope.Tan: We really are crazy hoes

World.Wide.Handsome: TAEHYUNG! CHANGE THE NAME, WE DON'T USE WORDS LIKE THAT!

Hope.Tan: Who are you?

Hope.Tan: Jesus?

Jeon.Jeongguk: What the f is this??

Chim.Chim: Taehyung! Did you invite my boyfriend to this chat?

Hope.Tan: Yes!

Jeon.Jeongguk: Oh, so these are Jimin's friends!😁

Hope.Tan: Yes! I'm Taehyung but you can call me Tae

World.Wide.Handsome: I'm Seokjin but you can call me Jin hyung.

Hope.Tan: Jin hyung is 19 and I'm 18

World.Wide.Handsome: 18 and stupid...

Hope.Tan: I'M NOT STUPID!😡

World.Wide.Handsome: Taehyung, spell Integant...

Hope.Tan: ...

Chim.Chim: Taehyung! He just spelled it in this text and yet you don't know how to spell it?!

Hope.Tan: That doesn't make me stupid, JIMIN! 

Hope.Tan: It just means that sometimes I can be a little bit slow

Jeon.Jeongguk: Um, is it ok if I invite my friends?

Hope.Tan: OFC!

Jeon. Jeongguk added Min. Yoongi

Jeon.Jeongguk added Nam

Min.Yoongi: Where the hell am I? and what the fuck is going on? Jeon.Jeongguk?

World.Wide.Handsome: NO CURSING! THIS IS SUPPOSE TO BE A HOLY PLACE!

Min.Yoongi: Why is Jesus here?

Hope.Tan:😂

Jeon.Jeongguk: Welcome to the group chat hyungs!!!

Nam: who are these people?

Chim.Chim: I'm Jungkook's bf

Hope.Tan: Me and World.Wide.Handsome are Chim.Chim's friends!

World.Wide.Handsome: I'm Jin hyung

Hope.Tan: and I'm Taehyung😁

Chim.Chim: Nice to meet you

Nam: I'm Namjoon

Min.Yoongi: You can read my username

World.Wide.Handsome: Min.Yoongi, why u sound so...grumpy?