Konosuba X Male Reader

New Comrade pt 2

Tohka:Hello reader like i said last time a/n can greet you right now because he's tired from our session*smirk*and btw he's sleeping on my lap right now so you all need to be quiet or else......Ok well this is the continuation of New Comrade Pt 1...Have fun reading ^-^*while stroking a/n hair*

Kazuma's POV

???:I notice your poster there...Are you still recruiting??

Kazuma:yeah and who are you??

Megumin:My name is megumin*while doing a weird pose*my calling is that of an arch wizard..The one who commands explosion magic,The strongest offensive magic

Y/n:...............................

Aqua:...........................

Y/n:i must say it but your much weirder than aqua

Aqua:What did you say????

Y/n:Nope nothing sorry

Kazuma:Hey are you just here to make fun of us??

Megumin:N-no

Aqua:*Stares at her*Red eye? Are you a crimson demon?

Megumin:Yes indeed my lethal magic can destroy mountains and S-smash B-boulders*fell off*

Kazuma:Hey you all right???

Megumin:I haven't eaten anything for 3 days...Do you have something that i could eat??

Kazuma:Eh..I dont mind treating you but whats with that eye patch??? If you eye is injured you can have this useless girl to heal you eye

Aqua:dont say something like that to me you shut in neet

Megumin:This eye patch suppress all of my supreme magic power....if i remove this a great catastrophe will surely befall on this world

Kazuma:Ohhhhh...So its like a seal?

Megumin:no i just wear it for looks

Suddenly i pull his eye patch

Megumin:Im sorry please dont pull it...Yame-Yamero(stop-stop it)

Aqua:you know crimson demons have high intelligence and possess magical powers..Generally theyre all expert magicians.....And all of them have weird names

Kazuma:oh

Suddenly i release my grip on megumin eye patch

Megumin:ow ow ow ow that hurts

Kazuma:Sorry i thought your making fun of us because you gave us your weird name

Megumin:Calling my name is rude...From my point of view everyone here is the one who have weird names

Y/n:ohh okay btw what are your parent names???

Megumin:My mothers name yui yui my fathers name hyoizaburo!!!!

Awkward Silenced Occured

Kazuma:so this girl clan has a lot of good magician

Megumin:Hey if you have problems with my parents name lets hear it

Megumin:HYOIZABURO!!!!

No one's POV

Aqua,Kazuma,Y/n check megumin's adventured card

Aqua:Adventurer card can't be forged so she's really an arch wizard for sure