A/n:Welcome guys to the new chapter and as always enjoy my story and luckily tohka is sleeping and im safe for 4-6 hours cuz everytime she wakes up she always rape me ;-; send help please
Kazuma's POV
Darkness:My name is darkness my calling is that of a crusader would you....Would you please let me join your p-p-party??
Kazuma:Ummm
Darkness:Those two slimy girls and a guy is your allies right? How did they end up like that??
Kazuma:Oh...They were swallowed alive by the giant toads except for the guy
Darkness:W-what??? Its worse than i imagined
Kazuma:(in mind:whats wrong with this female knight??)
Darkness:N-no wait as a female knight i can't overlook such horror befalling on those 2 girls and that guy in such tender age*while grabbing kazuma's hand*
Kazuma:(In mind:Her eyes are scaring me.. Its setting off my danger radar....Its telling that she's just like aqua and megumin i cant let anymore weirdo's join my party)W-well i suggest that you go find any other party umm how should i explain it we have a useless arch priest that can't do anything and an arch wizard that can only use 1 magic per day all we have a usefull swordsman and i have the lowest job so our party is totally thra- ow ow ow
This girl tightens her grip on my hands
Darkness:That even better...The truth is im confident in my strength and stamina but im a little bit clumsy so none of my attacks lands on my target.
Kazuma:(in mind:I knew it)
Darkness:SO PLEASE PUT ME IN THE FRONT LINE AND USE ME AS A HUMAN SHIELD!!!*Goes to kazuma's face real close*
Kazuma:(in mind:her face is close the negative effect of my life as a shut in is kicking me now)No i can't use a woman as a human shield
Darkness:That would be my pleasure
Kazuma:We will get eaten by monster in our adventures
Darkness:That would be even my pleasure
Kazuma:(in mind:Ohh i get it its not her abilities she's hopeless to the core)
Y/n:Kazuma where are yo- ohhhh nevermind
Kazuma:h-hey y/n dont leave me here!!!!!!!!!
Timeskip brought to you by kazuma running while darkness is chasing him
Kazuma's And Y/n POV
Kazuma:I was so tired that i slept until afternoon
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