The Masochist

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A/n:Welcome guys to the new chapter and as always enjoy my story and luckily tohka is sleeping and im safe for 4-6 hours cuz everytime she wakes up she always rape me ;-; send help please

Kazuma's POV

Darkness:My name is darkness my calling is that of a crusader would you....Would you please let me join your p-p-party??

Would you please let me join your p-p-party??

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Kazuma:Ummm

Darkness:Those two slimy girls and a guy is your allies right? How did they end up like that??

Kazuma:Oh...They were swallowed alive by the giant toads except for the guy

Darkness:W-what??? Its worse than i imagined

Kazuma:(in mind:whats wrong with this female knight??)

Darkness:N-no wait as a female knight i can't overlook such horror befalling on those 2 girls and that guy in such tender age*while grabbing kazuma's hand*

Kazuma:(In mind:Her eyes are scaring me.. Its setting off my danger radar....Its telling that she's just like aqua and megumin i cant let anymore weirdo's join my party)W-well i suggest that you go find any other party umm how should i explain it we have a useless arch priest that can't do anything and an arch wizard that can only use 1 magic per day all we have a usefull swordsman and i have the lowest job so our party is totally thra- ow ow ow

This girl tightens her grip on my hands

Darkness:That even better...The truth is im confident in my strength and stamina but im a little bit clumsy so none of my attacks lands on my target.

Kazuma:(in mind:I knew it)

Darkness:SO PLEASE PUT ME IN THE FRONT LINE AND USE ME AS A HUMAN SHIELD!!!*Goes to kazuma's face real close*

Kazuma:(in mind:her face is close the negative effect of my life as a shut in is kicking me now)No i can't use a woman as a human shield

Darkness:That would be my pleasure

Kazuma:We will get eaten by monster in our adventures

Darkness:That would be even my pleasure

Kazuma:(in mind:Ohh i get it its not her abilities she's hopeless to the core)

Y/n:Kazuma where are yo- ohhhh nevermind

Kazuma:h-hey y/n dont leave me here!!!!!!!!!

Timeskip brought to you by kazuma running while darkness is chasing him

Kazuma's And Y/n POV

Kazuma:I was so tired that i slept until afternoon

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