Ask the Demigods

To: Leo Valdez

This question goes for Fire Boy; What is your BIGGEST secret that nobody knows about?- theboybehindthejokes 

Leo opens the sealed envelope and reads the note. He curses in ancient Greek. 

'Oh look Frank! It's for you! Here you go buddy, have fun.' 

'It says Fire Boy...'

'Yeah, goodbye.' 

Frank grabs Leo's arm and stuffs the note in his mouth. 

'Wha wa za for?' Leo says spitting out the note

'Just answer it.' 

'...' Leo looks at Frank and narrows his eyebrows 'Aren't you going to leave?'

'No.'

'Great.' Leo thinks for a moment and blushes. 'I want to be with Calypso, I want to grow old with her.'

*Lie detector beeps red*

'What?!' Leo shouts. Frank grabs out an iPad

'Fandom is all over you and Calypso. They even wrote fanfics about you two having children...' 

'Stalkers...' Leo mutters, 'Let me see.' 

Frank's face turns red and he throws the iPad onto the ground; breaking it.

'That was NOT necessary. Why is your face red?'

'N-No r-re-reason.'

'Let me think about another secret...' Leo's ears go hot and he burst into flames. He clams them down and looks back at the camera 'I love someone else besides Calypso.'  Frank snaps back to his senses. 

'Who...?' 

'I love Reyna.'

'I think fangirls have guessed that.'

'No, I love her. We spent the whole night kissing and she kept crying and saying she can't love me.' 

'But she kept kissing you.'

'Yeah'

Lie detector beeps green.

'I think I need to lay down.' Frank says, clutching his head in his hands. Leo nods and looks at the camera.

'Peace.' 

Fandom: OMG, NO!!!!