Aight, so I would like to tell a story of me and my friend. I don't know if she wants to have me include her name, so let's just call her...SwagMaster.
It's second period, our teacher is just about to start preaching about sentence fragments and SwagMaster is sitting beside me.
"Nice pants." SwagMaster says and points at my maroon pants. (maroon pants beCAUSE WOW.)
"Thanks. They're colored." I say.
"Nice shirt." SwagMaster points at my SpiderMan t-shirt.
"Thanks. They're SpiderMan."
"Nice glasses." She says and points at my face.
So, I thought she said "nice eyes". I don't know why but I reply with:
"Thanks, I grew them myself."
SwagMaster then proceeds to laugh at my stupidity and I can't help but to join her. The teacher had already started class and SwagMaster and I were laughing silently, looking like idiots trying to breathe.
During class, SwagMaster and I randomly start laughing, the memory of me growing my eyes resurfacing.
(aWW YEAH. I'M LISTENING TO PANDORA ON THE SIDE AND FAKE IT BY SEETHER CAME ON. CAN I HEAR A HOLLA.)
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HumorSo. I would like to just make this because I felt like writing and this happened. This is a collection of things that happen in my daily life. So, be prepared for screaming, jokes, bad puns, and frIENDS. best description... and title. amirite?
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