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Embarrassing TV Mom

Ok. So SwagMaster, Blondie, Fab, and I determined what person we would be in a family.

We've decided that I would be an embarrassing TV mom.
What is an embarrassing TV mom?

Let me explain.

An embarrassing TV mom is that one mother that is 32 and claims she's 20. She also has a really boring job (usually in the medical field) and aspires to be famous in some way.

Since I'm the mom, who are the kids?

I have seven children. (Even though I'm terrified of babies)

My children are:

1. SwagMaster Pickle- Oldest daughter. She's my prized genius kid that gets all the awards. (She's 17)
2. Lamp Pickle- Sixteen year old daughter. Artist. (These two are my favorite kids)
3. (This is someone I've never introduced before so we'll call him Drag) Drag Pickle- Fourteen year old son. SUPER DRAMATIC. (Adopted)
4. (This is also someone I've never introduced before so this is Twin1) Twin1 Pickle- Thirteen year old daughter. Is the first half of a set of twins.
5. (This is Twin2) Twin2 Pickle- Other thirteen year old daughter. (Adopted)
6. Blondie Pickle- Four year old daughter. SUPER VIOLENT.
7. Fab Pickle- Two year old daughter. Is easily distracted.

If you haven't realized it yet, the family's last name is Pickle.

I'm not finished with the family yet.

(We'll call her Aunt Dope) Aunt Dope- The children's aunt. Has no kids. Single. Is really cool.

That's all of the Pickle/Dope family. Yay.

And to explain who the father is; I'm a sponge, I bud.