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The date is September 19th, 2014. A seemingly normal day, bUT I AM SO WRONG.
I'm sitting in first period and the bell that starts school hasn't rang yet and everyone is walking around and chatting with their friends.
So, my friend that we'll call Blondie is sitting beside me and we're having a dumb conversation about sassy comments.
My other friend- that we will name Fab -walks into our classroom, wearing a red dress that is so fab, man. She walks over to us, and me being the random person I am, decides to be all swaggy up in here.
"GIRL. YOU BE LOOKING FAB." I screech really loudly. Blondie starts to laugh and Fab just twirls.
"THIS IS SO FABULOUS WE MUST MARK THIS DAY FOREVER." I continue.
"INTERNATIONAL FABULOUS DAY." I screech and Blondie is dying laughing.
"Yes, my fabulousness is so great." Fab says and gestures to herself.
The bell rings and Fab leaves to go to her class. (Not before I yell, "GIRL STAY FAB!" when she walks away.)
With the idea of International Fabulous Day in mind, I turn to this boy, and say, "You're fabulous."
I turn back to Blondie and she's just like: 'Dude, I know I'm weird, but that is just...weird.'
I just smile and shrug before the teacher passes out the science tests.
After I complete the SUPER FREAKING EASY test, I start to read until Blondie finishes her test. (can i just say that the maze runner series is great. k bye.)
Once everyone finishes their test, people are on the computers in the classroom and Blondie and I are having a conversation about International Fabulous Day.
"Can we please make International Fabulous Day happen?" I ask, knowing that if anyone can create a freaking holiday, it's Blondie.
"HECK YES." She says and proceeds to tell everyone that they're fabulous.
I turn to the teacher and say, "Mrs. Cox, do you think it's possible to create a national holiday called International Fabulous Day today?"
She only laughs before congratulating me on getting the highest grade in the class.
(101% BEOYTCH.)
After first period, I go to second period with SwagMaster. I tell her about International Fabulous Day and she writes a three sentence declaration that today will forever be known as National Fabulous Day.
(We changed it from International to National because she said it would be easier to tell a nation about a new holiday instead of the entire world.)
~~TIME SKIP TO FOURTH PERIOD~~
After a bunch of classes and lunch filled with telling people of National Fabulous Day, it's fourth period.
I sit in the classroom, talking to Blondie.
"I think the goal of National Fabulous Day is to tell three people you've never spoken to before that they're fabulous." I say and Blondie nods.
"One, two, three, quiet mouse!" A boy says and I shut up. The rule of quiet mouse to be the quietest person in the room.
(Oh, if you were wondering, our teacher was having a conversation with a senior about year books.)
Once the silence had stretched for five minuets and only Blondie and a boy named David were disqualified from the game.
"Ok, this silence is eerie and I don't like it." I say, loudly.
Ethan- the boy who started the game -laughed.
"Wait. I have a challenge for everyone in this room." I say and ten other students in the class turn to me.
(The class was a rotation so there weren't a lot of students.)
"So. Today I have declared it to be National Fabulous Day and the goal of National Fabulous Day is to tell three people you've never spoken to before that they're fabulous." I declare and Ethan nods before turning to the girl in front of me.
"Maddie, you're fabulous." He says and flips his hair.
"NATIONAL FABULOUS DAY WILL HAPPEN!" I shout and high five Blondie.
Throughout the day, Blondie, Fab, SwagMaster, and I went around telling people that they're fabulous.
MAKE NATIONAL FABULOUS DAY HAPPEN IT'LL BE GREAT.
(FALL OUT BOY IS PLAYING ON PANDORA THIS IS GREAT.)
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HumorSo. I would like to just make this because I felt like writing and this happened. This is a collection of things that happen in my daily life. So, be prepared for screaming, jokes, bad puns, and frIENDS. best description... and title. amirite?