Author's note: Skipping the letter C. Couldn't think of any word.
Dog
Definition- a domesticated carnivorous mammal that typically has a long snout, an acute sense of smell, and a barking, howling, or whining voice. It is widely kept as a pet or for work or field sports.
My definition- A living, breathing thing that does nothing but:
A) Sleep
B) Eat
C) Beg for food every time you eat.
D) Pant, sneeze, burp, fart, or yawn in your face when in bed
E) Poop
F) Constantly having to poop every 5 minutes
