I seriously think the universe wants me to die alone
Every time I'm like oh do I get a chance at love and happiness?! I get a big ole bitch slap to the face!
Oh you like him? Oh ok well he's screwing with your heart.
Him now? Ok well he's screwing with you too.
Oh now you like him? Oh cool he's gay now
Oh you've liked him since freshmen year and now you think you may actually have a chance? Nah bro. He's dating his best friend who you thought was his cousin or something.
Ooh what? I gave you that sign you asked for that showed whether you were gonna find love? Nope just yanking your chain.
WILL I NEVER BE HAPPY?!
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Presenting Megan Freelove's random thoughts about life
RandomI think to myself a lot and sometimes it's funny so why not share with you? it might even be relatable
