It had been 19 days and on the morning of December 25th I woke up in a cheerful mood"Christmas my favorite holiday,yesssss!"I said as I woke up and look at the calender.I ran down stairs and slender,jeff,sally,and ej were up decorating the tree."oh its about time you got up"slender said to me,that morning he was wearing a Santa hat and a Santa costume along with the beard you could barely see because it was so white. Jeff had on elf ears and a green Santa cap and sally was dressed the same way.I went into the kitchen to find an abundance of sweets and food such as Christmas turkey,ham, and many other foods I walked over to the sweets and saw Christmas cookies,Christmas treats most of them being caremal and chocolate,I salivated when I saw them all"oh good morning hon" said a voice from behind me,I turned a saw it was Jill in an elf outfit that was almost too small for her but she still looked sexy as hell."oh god Jill you scared me hahaha"I chuckled with a nervous laugh.she asked me if I liked what she was wearing I said "hell yea,you lookin' damn fine in that thang"she blushed and said thanks and walked over to see what was made for Christmas dinner.
She saw everything that was made and she said "there's a lot to eat here,I wonder which one I should pick first" she picked up a random price of food and popped it into her mouth"yuck!"she spit out what she had put in her mouth and looked at it.it was a chocolate covered kidney ball.I staired at it and said"ewww what the fuck ej"I picked one up and tried it,it wasn't that bad I mean knowing it was a kidney kinda grossed me out but still it was pretty tasty I swollowed it and said"mmmmmmmmm delicious" trying to freak Jill out she said "oh my god how can you stand that"? I said just try it and try to think its not a kidney.she did and she actually kinda liked it."mmmmmmm that is pretty good"she said with a smile on her face."I told you so,but that's not as good as what I'm cooking".I said with a smirk on my face,"what are you going to cook"?Jill questioned me as I reached for the back door"I'm cooking chitlans". I said and she asked what chitlans were I said "you really don't wanna know,but if you wanna find out bring me a bottle of cooking oil and some flower". She said ok I'll bring them out to you.
I went to the garage and started the fire on the oil Jill had brought,when it began to bubble I said"now to roll them in that flower and some salt and pepper"so I did Jill was fascinated at what I was doing."wow I've never seen this done before".she said with a smile "oh you ain't Neva seen de cajan way of doin ting now ave ya"I said in a cajan accent Jill visited out laughing and fell to the floor punching the ground she was laughing so hard "hahahahaha oh my god,where did you learn that accent hahahahahaha"she said as she continued to laugh I said"what are you talkin about,I've spoke like dis all my loife"I said in my cajan accent once more.Jill continued to laugh.I threw the first batch of chitlans in with some crab boil to give it a little kick from the creole country.little did everyone know I was a country boy at heart but I was the only goth country boy anyone had ever seen.while I cooked the chitlans I put on a old radio I had found in the garage and switched it to a country station.Jill hated it at first but then she started to like it and when the first batch was done she was dancing like a country girl I laughed so hard I almost pissed myself.
"Jill hahahaha what the hell are you doing hahahha"I said and when I did she stopped and blushed knowing she had been caught "sorry it just felt good to dance"she said blushing and holding her left arm with her hand I said"haha its OK people like to dance when they hear good old fashion country music".she smiled and went to get Jeff ej and LJ.when they got in the garage they said"oh my god what the fuck it stinks to hell in here"they all said holding there noses.I said"hey now don't dis da cajan way of loife"I said in my cajan accent they all began to laugh LJ being the loudest of course."oh my god,holy fucking shit man were did you learn to talk like that"!? Jeff asked I said "what I've been talkin like dis all my loife". They continued to laugh and then they looked up to see what I was cooking."uhh what are you cooking"they asked I said "chitlens,don't the smell great"?I asked them as they took a big whif.
"Mmmm they do smell pretty good"they all said and then they picked one up from the first batch and tasted one they didn't like them at first but they came to like them.I told them in my cajan accent once more"now dats some real southern comfort food right dar". They all laughed again and by that time the 3rd batch was done so I took it up and brought them in everyone in the house smelt them so they came to see what it was.
"Chad,what were you cooking outside"?slender man asked I said "oh we just been out in da garage cookin up us some of dez chitlens" I said in my cajan accent "oh haha that sounds nice and were did you learn that accent"?slendy asked I said "I learned it from watching swamp people" he said "oh yea I used to watch that it was a pretty good show"I said "yeah troy was my favorite".
After we all sat down to eat we stacked our plates with food I had turkey ham cream corn and 20 chitlens.I ate the chitlens first and they were so good I went back for more but when I did there was only 2 left.everyone else loved them too so I just grabbed some of the chocolate covered kidney balls and ate them instead.
Soon we all sat down in front of the tree and handed out presents Jeff got a new hoodie and 3 knives ej got some kidney candies along with a scalple and a new pair of shoes.I got a new cleaver a Xbox one and diablo 3 with it.I was so happy that I went to my room to start playing it I brought Jeff and ej with me while everyone else opened presents.we sat in my room and played diablo 3 for 5 hours straight we then almost passed out.
Soon after the guys left my room to go to sleep and then about 30 minutes later Jill walked in and claimed in bed with me and she soon fell asleep and so did I,it was the best Christmas I had ever had.
