I had a dream last night where He and I were close friends, at least talking again. We were on our way to a movie with a group of close friends, when he was abducted by aliens. The alien was creepy, slimy, and ugly. It beamed Him up in a green light and all of us tried to keep him down on the ground, but we weren't strong enough. When he got inside the saucer, it flew off in a blast. We were all shocked. One of us said we might as well still go to the movie we were all going to see anyway so we did.
When we got into the theatre and the lights dimmed, and the movie started, a dinosaur ran through the screen. We all screamed and ran for our lives. Outside we found we were in the Jurassic time period.
We ran so much our legs gave out. As a couple of
t-rex's came to eat us, the saucer came back and beamed us all aboard it. On the ship we saw Him talking to a bunch of the aliens. When we asked what the fuck was going on, he told us his abduction apparently triggered a time loop and fucked with all of time and he had to be sent back to the time safely. Once we accomplished it, the group of us would disappear and he wouldn't remember anything.
Well we did that, but only to unleash the anti-christ and Jesus. We all promptly died in the coming war, and when we died and became ghosts, we were on Ghost Adventures. We swore to haunt the team for the rest of their lives, and that's how it went.
Boy, dreams are weird fuckers.
