Another Crappy Fairy Tail Ships (MINE) Story

Chapter 2

so after jen stole the kids she toke them to cliffs where they went to the water mania water park and the log ride and all the other rides and tried all the food

j: okay now that i turned you guys into rag dolls why don't we go to cold stone

la: ooh i love cold stone

j: how do you even know what it is

i: mom and dad take us there every Friday or Saturday

j: someone remind me to kill them later

la: we may dislike our parents but we are not letting you kill them

j: oh layla ill only put them into a coma for an hour that's what i mean by killing them

z: oh okay ill do that

j: so does a guy named Bacchus go to visit fairy tail at all by any chance

k: yeah every Friday to visit auntie cana and to have a drink off with her

j: perfect then i can set my plan into action Friday then

z: what plan

j: what your mom does matchmaking

z: oh can i help

j: yes because if i say no your mother and father will team up on me to kill me and i don't want to get into another fist-fight with her i mean seriously when it comes down to her kids and matchmaking she makes me look sane

z: sweet

j: we are here get whatever you want i have the money fro it and to take us skydiving afterwards but we are not going to do that

so they order there ice cream

j: you know zoey it was because of me and ice cream that got your mom and dad together right

z: no i didn't know they always tell me that it was magical

j: well if having them go to basken robins them him black mailing her and lucy her then telling everyone then them hunting her down finding her him being an idiot is what you would call magical then yes it was magical

z: tell me the story

j: OK but you didn't hear it from me it was masters birthday month  so to celebrate he decided to take everyone in the guild to six flags upon arriving there mira unpacked pretty fast because she did not pack much so went to her chick friends asking if they were done but they all were not so she went to laxus's room and asked if he was done he was so he took her for ice cream there they had small talk but he confessed that he knew about her matchmaking plans of course mira agured tat she hd no idea what he was talking about so they argued until there ice cream came then they stopped thy ate it and left he escorted her to her room once there she thanked him and he said she can thank him another way by giving him a kiss so mira said and i quote 'oh hell nah' then he threatened to tell everyone about her plans so she did kiss him but on the cheek he said it had to be on the lips so she said fine as sson as there lips made contact lucy walked into the hall she saw this and went to go tell levy who told erza who wendy who told romeo who told natsu who told jellal who told gray who told told gajeel who old juvia who the  told master and master everyone else in the guild so when laxus went to visit rainjinshu they were snickering after every sentence that is bixlow and evergreen freed was in the corner crying when he asked why freed told him that everyone in the guild so he went out to find the one who saw to ask why and it led him to lucy he asked the had a little conversation he warned her that mira was after her so she screamed and ran saying she was to young to die laxus shouted at her that she wont die because mira then wont have her nalu babies after he said this mira showed up and they had a little talk then she asked why did he black mail her he simply said because i like like you so she shocked as the realization sunk in he said oh crap i just confessed she still in shock nodded then they hooked up so that's how your parents got together zoe-zoe 

z: huh so that's how like i said when i ask all they say it was magical now i know the truth

j: we should head back now

i: yeah we should

so they head back mira looks at zoey then to jen and she does this until

m: you brat you told her on how me and laxus got together right

j: im gona be a matchmaker for saber tooth until Thursday at 11:00 pm so that way you have time to calm down and then we talk about plan mission and no i did not right zoey

z: she is right all i know is it was magical *snicker*

j: so I'm died well i love everyone here and i had great run at life probably gonna go to hell though for murdering people to get here and others oh wait I'll probably just be stuck in limbo for all eternity since my murders make me go to hell but I'm banned from there so yeah limbo here i come oh wait i can become air duh

jen then disappears

m:STILL GONNA MURDER YOU WHEN YOU GET BACK

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I ALMOST FORGOT TO UPDATE I FEEL SO GUILTY I'M SO SO SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO I JUST OTHER THINGS GOING ON A RECURRING DREAM WHERE SOMETHING PULLS ME BY FEET IN TO THE SKY AND DROPS ME HELP ME ON THAT PLEASE OMG I JUST LOOKED AT THE WORD COUNT IT IS SUPER DUPER HIGH OVER A 1000 WORDS THAT IS A LOT OF TYPING in other news i updated so a chapter to the kids will be up soon after this one i just need to type it up