Pj: I hate you
J: deal with it
Pj: wrong wording
J: sh*t
Pj attacks Jen
K: we went to a doctor and they healed us
Pj/J: *stops fighting* GOOD FOR YOU *continue to fight*
M: why are you fighting this time?
Pj: she's a stupid no good little b*tch who is a god damn f*cking matchmaker
J: *same as Pj* she's stupid she don't like love in her life even though she will end up with him the little b*tch
Kagura gets dizzy and faints
Pj and Jen try to hold a poker face but fail and break out laughing
Pj: I can't breathe
J: neither can I
M: you guys did what me and erza did in your first story talk at the same time but then you made up real fast that's weird
Pj: I know you are but what am I
M: I'm just going to ignore you
N: have you guys seen my kids
Pj/J: oh sh*t your fault
Pj: you sent me away
J: yeah but you attacked me
Pj: your fault
J: your fault
Pj: your fault
Pj: your fault
This continues until
J: it's both our fault now we need to find them
Pj: COME OUT YOU TWO HE REALIZED THAT YOU WERE MISSING
The kids came out from various hiding spots
Pj: I was talk about NaLu kids but ok
J: you knew where they were this whole time
Pj: yeah its because of me that they are hiding
J: you little b*tch
Pj: I know I am
J: bye readers I have some one to kill
Pj: *gulp* help me readers
YOU ARE READING
Another Crappy Fairy Tail Ships (MINE) Story
Fanficso this is my sorta promised sequel to my first story ever