Cartoon SURVIVOR

Sonic: Welcome to SURVIVOR! We have 18 cartoons across 4 different shows! Loony Tunes, Ed Edd and Eddy, American Dad, and Scooby Doo. Scooby couldn't actually make it because of a "family reunion". Such Bull! It is so dumb! Anyway, they are arriving by boat to the island of Borneo. It's a real place, I checked! They were all given a handbook on how to play the game. Whether they read it or not I don't know. They have not yet spoken, but 1st impressions are already forming.

Marvin Martian: I see from my show Granny, Lola Bunny, Tina Russo Duck and Yosemite Sam. I just want to win the money to get back home. Lola: I am an athlete; I came to compete I came to dominate. I hope Bugs will be proud. Eddy: I'm in the big leagues! My buddy Edd couldn't make it. He's the brains. But I got my other buddy Ed, who is dumber than rocks, but loyal and strong. Kevin is a jerk, the bully of my show. Nazz is the hottie and Sarah well, she is Ed's little sister. You will find out how she is. Kevin: These dorks have no chance against me! I can easily take any one of them. This game is mine. Francine: My entire family is out here! Stan my husband, and my kids Hayley and Steve. I am doing this for me though. To prove I can stand with the best of them. Steve: I applied for this show on my own. The fact that my family is here sucks a lot. I have to make the best of it though. Daphne: The Scooby gang thinks I am just a pretty face, but I will prove them wrong. Fred: This is the adventure of a life time! I won't waste a minute of this! Shaggy: Like man, I think I really might starve!

Sonic: They only have the clothes on their backs and 1 canister of water each. They have to survive the elements and each other. The winner will get a million dollars in cold hard cash! thirty-nine days, eighteen cartoons, one SURVIVOR! Come on in! Hurry it up! The faster you walk; the sooner I get paid! (They walk up the beach) Sonic: Welcome to Borneo. An island I've never heard of and took me an hour to find on a map. Now, the age gap is quite large. So let me tell you about the youngest player, and the oldest player. Sarah who is 11, is super spoiled and always treats her older brother Ed like absolute garbage. Her goal here is to ultimately outlast her brother. Sarah: Did Eddy tell you to say that? Eddy: Even if it's true. Sarah: SHUT THE F#CK UP! Sonic: No Sarah, I just see it for how it is. I just wish poor Ed didn't have to deal with it. Now we have Granny. She is 62 years old and is a very hardworking and sweet lady. She was an athlete when she was young and wants to see if she still has that competitive spirit.

Sonic: Now, the tribes have already been randomly divided. Wearing Yellow buffs, we have Shaggy, Hayley, Ed, Marvin Martian, Nazz, Velma, Fred, Tina, and Yosemite Sam. Sam: YEE HAW! Sonic: Wearing Blue buffs we have Sarah, Granny, Eddy, Lola, Daphne, Steve, Francine, Stan, and Kevin. Here are maps to your camps. Everyone also was handed a copy of rules and different strategy types. I hope you read it! But, it's not likely that anyone did. There is a hidden immunity idol hidden at each camp. Keep that in mind. I will see you again at your first challenge. Take the boats and paddle off. See you soon. And remember, don't die! HAAAAHAHAHAHA!

Yellow tribe day one. Sam: YEE HAW! We made it! Shaggy: Like man, this is going to be one heck of an adventure. Nazz: Dudes, check out that view! It is amazing! Velma: It is quite lovely. Fred: Come on Velma, cheer up! Tina: You don't see every day! Ed: CHICKENS! (He grabs chicken) Ed: Pet the chicken, pet the chicken. Hayley: We aren't eating it are we? Ed: NO! MY CHICKEN! Tina: Yeah no. I am not eating a fellow bird. Fred: It's alright. We have a bag of rice, and if we ration it we should be ok. Velma: Hey, where did Marvin go? Marvin: Over here! I have created shelter! It's big enough right? Shaggy: Like man, how did you do that so fast? Marvin: It's not that important. Now, we need to get a fire started. Nazz: I'm on it dude! Do we have flint or some matches? Sam: Nope. We got this large knife, a bag of rice, and a pot. Marvin: This tribe is doomed.

Blue tribe day one. Lola: Woo! We are here. Stan: Let's see, we have a large knife, a bag of rice and a cooking pot. Sarah: So, we have nothing? Eddy: Did you not hear what the man said? Granny: But we don't have everything we need. Kevin: Guys, this is survivor. We won't have everything. Daphne: I am surrounded by idiots. Francine: Tell me about it. ... Steve: They are all bickering and fighting. The worst part for me is that my mom Francine and my dad Stan is on this tribe with me. ... Daphne: Ok, stop arguing please! Sarah: You can't tell me what to do! Eddy: I deal with every day at home. I can't do it here to! (Eddy walks off) ... Kevin: Hey dorky! Eddy: What! What is it? Kevin: Look, I don't like you. You don't like me. Eddy: Do you have a point here? Kevin: Sarah is bad for everyone. She needs to go first. Eddy: Deal. As long as it isn't me. ... Lola: Let's get started on a shelter. Sarah: Who put you in charge? Lola: I did. Now, would you rather sleep in the dirt? Stan: For the love of god Sarah! Shut it! Stop arguing! Francine: It's not worth it. Come on. Stan: NO! We need a shelter. Granny: Sarah, can I speak with you? ... Granny: Let's work together. I will keep you safe as long as you do well in challenges. Sarah: I can do that. ... Eddy: So they want to work together? Good to know.