dear human,
you didn't go to work today. I told you that you would get sick from those drinks. you were in the bathroom all day spitting into the toilet. I tried to comfort you. I rubbed myself on your leg and licked your foot. you just pushed me out of the room.
since you were sick you forgot to walk harry. he was upset. I ran around the courtyard with him for a bit to try to make him happy again. he got so tired that he needed to take a nap. so I was left alone.
you also forgot to feed me. I didn't want to pester you while you were sick so I went to the neighbour's house. they have a cat called tommy. he's a nice cat. he shared some of his dinner with me until his human made me leave. he told me that his human forgets to feed him too sometimes and that I shouldn't worry about it. but I am worrying. I hope you're okay.
try not to forget about me too often.
love dylan