She's A Pretty Conyo [On hold]

PROLOUGE

"Can I get your number miss?"

Duh? Mukha ba akong Math Teacher? I know naman na he just want me to be his katext but duh? It should be ganito: can i get your CELLPHONE number miss?. He must learn kung paano maging specific!

"Number? Why? Your gonna taya ba sa lotto? Oh here! 1 2 3 4 5" and i make irap. Psh he's so malandi. Ill make him tapon to bahay ni big brother e! He's cute pa naman! And syempre its a joke!

Psh stupid! I walk out nga! I make lakad lakad baka ill be late to my klase. So terror pa naman my prof. Psh!

"Bat nakasimangot ang jerry ko?" oh si bestfriend!

"Kasi naman Tom. Merong stupid boy there and he make kuha my number. Like duh? His pagtanong is so mali! So kairita." i make sumbong to my bestfriend. Its not that im mapanghusgang person ha? Its so kairita lang talaga!

"Pft hahaha akala ko naman kung ano" Ugh! I thought he'll make kampi to me ish!

"Hmp!" and i make a mabilisang walk.

"Tampo naman ang jerry ko. I love you jerry!"

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"WHUT? Youre so loko loko talaga tom. Its not funny!" he's always ganyan. So kakilabot!

"I know you will not believe me but--but im fvcking serious this time Jerry" my panga dropped. Damn!

"B-but youre my bestfriend kaya its not posible. Dont make jokes na ganyan nga! Its so not nakakatuwa!" im serious its not nakakatuwa talaga. He's my lalaking bestfriend, how come?!

"Jerry.. As long as we can see same surroundings, same things, as long as we breathe the same air and as long as we're living in the same planet.. you and me are posible. Yes we're the best of friends but fvck! Hindi ko talaga mapigilan. Lalo na pag naririnig ko yang sarili mong language. It sounds music to my ear. Ang hirap pigilan Jerry!"

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Uhm he what? Ano? My lalaking bestfriend is inlove w/ me?!

NO! ITS NOT PWEDE!!!!!