Who Am I, I Am

Chapter 3

Naruto blinked as he looked at Jiraiya and then asked "What the hell are you on and do you have any more of it. It might help with the pain in my arm right now."

Jiraiya raised his hand to hit Naruto and said "Damn it. Probably break my hand on that steel head of yours if I did it."

Naruto smirked and said "Besides. Nobody is going to fine out about this because I am not telling anyone else."

Jiraiya this time did hit the back of Naruto head and said "Baka. Eventually everyone will find out about it. We live in a world where everyone are masters of finding out secrets and once they do they will beat your ass every time you turn around. You have no idea exactly what you did by pulling this stunt do you."

Naruto saw a few people looking at them and said "Lets go Ero-sannin and find this lady. I don't want the rumor mill around here spread word about you trying to hook me up with some hooker when I don't want to have sex." getting several glares at Jiraiya from the woman close by.

Jiraiya ignored them and started to follow Naruto toward the gate and said "Nice distraction for now brat but your still going to hear what I have to say when we make camp tonight. Until then I want to test your observation skills. You remember everything you see and hear until we make camp and I will ask questions then about what we saw."

Naruto said "Great." in a sarcastic tone as Jiraiya said to the Chunnin at the gate "Jiraiya of the Sannin and Chunnin Uzumaki leaving for a mission. Come on brat." as he began to lead the way from the village.

Both guards looked at each other and said "Congrats Naruto."

Naruto blinked and said "Damn, how the hell do you both always get the shitty jobs. First that stunt at the first exam and now this."

Jiraiya voice said "Come on brat. We are in a hurry, remember."

Naruto sighed and said "Well you heard him. Thanks by the way. It's nice to know someone here appreciates me."

Kotetsu said "When you get back how about we celebrate welcoming you into the ranks. Then you can learn that this right here is considered D-rank for Chunnins"

Naruto said "To bad, I got an S-rank right now. C-ya." as he tried to run to catch Jiraiya.

Kotetsu frowned as he saw Naruto run away and said "Izumo, what's wrong with that picture."

Izumo said "His arm. Somethings wrong with it the way he's guarding it. Think he was injured in the invasion earlier."

Kotetsu said "I'm not sure but the ANBU have said it was him who took out that sand creature that appeared. Apparently their spreading word amongst the ranks anyone fucks with him they won't wake up when the ANBU find out. He changed a lot of peoples views today."

Izumo said "About time to. I heard a rumor he is a national hero in Wave country right now."

Kotetsu said "Really. I hadn't heard that yet."

Izumo said "Yeah, some hunter came through about a week ago looking for bounties in that area and said they named this huge bridge that connects Wave to the Fire country after him."

Kotetsu smirked and said "Give them hell kid."

Izumo chuckled and said "So which one is it this time, Kurenai or Anko."

Kotetsu put his hand on his chin and said "Actually...I think its Yuugao this time."

Izumo said "Maybe this will give her a chance to blow off some steam also since Hyatte died."

Kotetsu said "Yeah, welcoming new Chunnin to the ranks with a night of drinking and then a pantie raid on one of the deadliest woman in our ranks, Poor Iruka hasn't went toward another woman since he raided Anko." making both men shiver before they burst out laughing.