Who Am I, I Am

Chapter 7

When Naruto awoke again he reached up and rubbed his face and thought "what the hell hit me. I feel like Choji sat on me...again. Note to self, never try to take ramen from Choji." as he blinked and looked at his hand in front of his face and turned it right and then turned it left before moving it back and forward. He then used his thumb to touch each of his other fingers and he thought "Eva...what happened while I was out. Everything is really fuzzy. How did my hand get fixed."

Eva voice came in his head and said "I am sorry." as she then showed him a video playback of all the events of him passing out all the way up to when he woke up after Tsunade gave him her necklace.

After it was over Naruto thought "Eva...thank you for saving me. I need to also thank Shizune. How long was I out."

Eva asked "Are you mad at me."

Naruto smiled and thought "No. You did the right thing after I was an idiot."

Eva said in a happier voice "It has been 2 days since then. You have slept that time and Shizune gave you some soup broth to help you regain your energy along with the medicine she thought you would need to prevent any infection. During that time Jiraiya and Tsunade have gone off doing something that I am not aware of. I have been in standby mode giving Shizune access to your body to ensure your health."

Naruto blinked and thought "Well I am glad Tsunade decided to heal herself and become Hokage but why is it only Shizune that has healed me and not Tsunade. Not that I mind or anything but I thought Tsunade was the more experienced medic."

Eva said "Tsunade started to but Shizune said that she was going to become your official doctor from now on. I don't know exactly what has happened but Shizune and Tsunade seem to have some sort of conflict between them I believe. I could be wrong but I am not sure."

Naruto nods and slowly sits up and said "Let me take a shower and...shit, do I have any cloths." as he looked around the room seeing as he was only in a pair of boxers.

Eva said "I am afraid all your supplies went up in the explosion."

Naruto sighed and said "Maybe they have a bathrobe I can use. I need a shower." as he slowly got off the bed and went toward the door that was open and he soon found it was the bathroom and he took a shower washing his boxers and using a blow drier he found in the bathroom he dried his boxers. He then found a pink bathrobe on the back of the door and sighed and thought "might as well look the part." as he put his hands together and Eva asked "What are you going to do."

Naruto said "Sexy no jutsu." as he was covered in smoke.

When the smoke cleared Eva screamed "What did you just do, you biology just completely changed. Scanning."

Naruto covered his ears as he had pigtails and breast and quickly grabbed the bathrobe and slipped it on.

Naruto thought "thats just my sexy no jutsu. A henge. Calm down." as he walked out of the bathroom.

Jiraiya turned to the sound of the door opening and he got a shit eating grin and said "Well hello miss, what are you doing he..." as he was punched by Tsunade sending him into a wall and Shizune asked "Who are you and have you seen a blond hair boy around here."

Naruto blinked and said "What's with you all, its just a henge damn it. I didn't want you all making fun of me because of the bathrobe so I used my sexy no jutsu and ero-sannin over there gets all perverted and Eva is screaming something about changing my entire biolography or something like that. Its me, Naruto."

Tsunade blinked and put her hands together and said "KAI." and looked and Naruto said "Sorry granny, when I made this jutsu I made sure a simple release would not dispel it. By the way, I like your Genjutsu now that Its not dispelled. Makes you look...well I guess you could say a BBB, a big boned blond."