The Red man returns

Chapter 14

Me: "has anyone seen Alucard"

dale: no he is prolly out somewhere being a vampiric asshole

"Prolly"

"What's an asshole?" aJ asks

"Ummmm..."

" Nothing! don't say that word!" dale says

*Music starts*

*Alucard slides in wearing socks, boxers, dress shirt and shades, Lizzy the same.

They began lip singing old time rock and roll*

Me dale and seres stare wide eyed mouths hanging ajar.

"...da fuck was that!!!!" I yell at him as we all fall to ground laughing

"I look like daddy!" Elizabeth giggles

"okay..j-just go put some pants on you perv Alucard there are children here." I say

*Dale and seres roll there eyes*

"okay so readers we all just want to say thank you for your support and praise'! The first book has over 6k reads!! And this one is climbing on up there! So excited

*Grell enters*

" Hello my darling red beauties!!!

"Grell what the hell are you doing here your not in this story!" i yell! Dale and Seres  drag of a troublesome Grell...

"Oh my geezers this ain't how i wanted this A.N. to go..."

"But it was interesting" Alucard chuckles. I glare at him

"Go back to your coffin Dracula!"

.....Anyway thanks readers!

~

So...Here I be. Heading to London...to the Hellsing HQ. The head creeps think it would be a good idea to 'demonstrate' my abilities to Alucard by attacking HQ. So here I am in a bus filled with smelly armed ghouls and two artificial vamps named Claude and Silver...Why does this feel familiar? Anyway Claude and Silver are supposed to make a distraction and work on killing the staff and guards while i find Alucard and deal with him. Piece of cake....right?

I could see the front gates of the property through the tinted bus windows. I stand up.

"Attention maggot faced bitches! Lock and load, destroy anything in your path. Search and Destroy!" wow okay that does seem familiar.. An image of a blonde woman flashes in my head.What is this?? The bus comes to a stop. I open the doors and step out. Two guards stood at the gate. I walked towards them.

"Mrs. Dale? Is that you?!"

"H-how do you know me? Never mind that's not important"

"Inform Mr. Alucard she is here!" the guard yelled at the other but before he could move I threw a knife which sunk into his skull, dead on the spot. The guard stood there staring at his fallen comrade, then looked at me.

"What the hell are you doing Dale!"

"....What do you think little Hellsing soldier. Come on use your brain its called an attack." I yanked his head to the side and plunged my fangs into his neck. Once he was done for I turned to the bus.

"Attention all bitches off the bus and line up in order!" (No copying intended from TFS Hellsing.. I Love those videos)

Claude and Silver followed by the , stepped off the bus.

"Your orders,miss?" Claude asked. I grinned.

"Give them hell." I loaded a mag into my own rifle and kicked open the gateand walked through.

"....Bloodshed bloodshed Its the best put your ghouls to the test!" Silver begun singing as we made our way to the manor,