Kollector's Kollection

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So you guys seemed to like the short story I published, so I'm going to publish some more until I get this story sorted out.

In this chapter, you bring Kollector to a thrift shop, buckle up.

As you were from originally from Earthrealm, you were the first choice to bring Kollector there to price the various valuables humans had to offer.

You thought that the best place to find knick knacks was a pawn shop that you visited frequently.

You pulled up in your car to the thrift shop, Kollector in tow.

You: Okay, remember the rules.

Kollector: No stealing.

You: And?

Kollector: No pickpocketing.

You: And?

Kollector crosses his arms disappointedly

Kollector: No loan sharking.

You: Very good.

You both entered the thrift shop.

Kollector noticed a depressed looking man standing behind the main counter.

Kollector: He seems unwell.

You: That's Ralph, he runs this place. Hi Ralph.

Ralph: My wife took the kids.

You: Alright.

You smiled and walked away awkwardly, leaving Kollector to browse.

After a moment of browsing through comic books, Kollector called for you.

Kollector: (Y/N), come here.

You found Kollector staring down a decorative barrel of candy

You: Freak yes! You found the grandma candy!

Kollector: Grandma candy?

You: It's hard candy, but people call it grandma candy because old people always keep a stash of it.

Kollector: Oh, I thought it was made of real grandmas.

You: No, that's more of a Baraka thing.

Kollector: Do you believe that we could sell this candy for twice it's price?

You: Are you serious? Selling hard candy at double the price? That's the most jerk move I've ever heard of!

Kollector: I'll split with you fifty-fifty.

You lifted the barrel in your arms.

You: Let's go get rich.

You carried the barrel to the counter.

You: Hey Ralph! We're gonna buy this whole barrel of hard candy!

Ralph: My wife took the car.

You: That's nice, ring us up.

You paid Ralph and left with the barrel of candy with Kollector.

You: So what's the game plan.

Kollector: We market the candy as life saving cure all candy, sell it for double the price, and make a fortune.

You: You really think that Outworld citizens are stupid enough to buy it?

Kollector: Of course! They buy 'as seen on tv' stuff.

You: Fair enough.

You loaded the candy into your car and left, ready to make money by selling grandma candy.

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