My TFP Ships That Are Slowly Coming To Be

Jack X Miko

Me: *does the happy dance and squirms around all of the Autobot's pedes* I 

love

this

ship! 

*keeps dancing really fast* 

Arcee: *is hesitant* Does it have me in it? 

Me: *continues to dance* nooooooooo

Arcee: OH PRIMUS THANK YOU.

Me: *stops* Hey, the last one didn't have you in it either. 

Arcee: Whatever.

Bulkhead: What is it? *leans down and checks* OH. UM. 

Me: THAT IS THE ACT OF JEALOUSY. THIS SHIP IS WHAT YOU ARE JEALOUS ABOUT, YOU FRAGGING - 

Ratchet: Okay, human, we'll stop there. 

Raf: ? Why do you always call her 'human'? 

Ratchet: Cos I don't know her name and don't want to know it.

Me: *shrugs it off* Bee read this

Bee: *reads* AWWWW

Bulk: *frowning*

Me: IKNEWIT

Bulk: *pounds the ground next to me* Shut up human

Bee: <The picture is cute, too.> 

Miko: THERE'S ANOTHER SHIP I WANNA SEE IT HOLD UP IM COMING YOU WIN JACK *drops racecar controller and runs down the stairs*

Me: *grins and laughs madly and hands the paper to her*

Miko: *freezes mid-laugh* ... DWUH

Jack: *stands up* If it's enough to make Miko do THAT, I wanna see. *comes down the stairs and takes paper from Miko* *has the EXACT same reaction* DWUH

Bee: <They're meant for each other!> *giggles*

Me: HALP MEH I HAA FANGIRLED ANN I CANNA GET UP

Ratchet: *rolls optics* Sheesh, what is it now? *takes from frozen Jack and reads* Oh. Heh. 

Me: 

I 

HAVE

FAN

GIRLED

AND

I 

CANNOT

GET

UP

Ratchet: What is wrong with you?

Me: EVERYTHING

Ratchet: *backs away slowly and turns back around to monitor*

Me: And that, my friends, is how you scare away a grumpy turd-faced medic! *whispers* Not really ratchet I love you so much 

Ratchet: *shakes helm* And my face is not animal crap. 

Me: WUTEVA

Jack and Miko: *unfreeze and turn around and go to continue playing games*

Me: That was the best reaction. OP, you haven't said anything yet.

OP: *is standing in the corner with the TINIEST smile on his faceplate* I like it.

Me: NOICE! BYE GUYS! ~~~~