Me: *jumps up and down* I decided that I want to o one RIGHT NOW. So we're doing it!!! *pumps fists*
Everyone, even Optimus: *fearful of what might happen*
Me: *grinning like an idiot*Okay, so my ship-dare is:
I dare Arcee and Bulkhead (yes, I'm bringing back this ship because it is a pretty good one, I must say.) to hug.
Bulkhead: What?! The closest we've ever gotten to doing that, and correct me if I'm wrong, is when she was stuck to my back!
Arcee: *waving servos and shaking head at the same time* NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NEVER EVER DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT DOING THIS TO ME "READERS" AS SHE CALLS THEM
Me: *laughing* You guys have to do it! The rules for this is basically like the dares book! You can't turn it down!!
Miko: *smiling* She's right, you know, Bulkhead.
Bulk: You actually want me to -
Miko: Don't worry about it, I think of you like a dad or a big brother. The one for me isn't really you. *gives him a small smile, then it breaks into a grin* YOU'VE GOTTA DO IT BULK
Bulk: I dun wanna!!
Me: yes you do
Bulk: NO I DONT
Arcee: *seriously raging*
Ratchet: *surprisingly hasn't said anything*
Me: *turns around and kicks his pede* Say something sour or at least make a snide remark, Ratchet! It's much better when you do that!
Ratchet: Wha-What? I thought you hated it when I tore down your fun.
Me: *pouts* It's fun to argue with you, that's what I'm saying. You don't ruin my fun, I just make it seem like that. I'm actually really happy when I argue with you. It's a serious honor.
Ratchet: *super confused* Um. Arcee and Bulkhead... *looks back down to me* Well, what am I supposed to say?? I can't think of anything right now.
Me: *frowns* Wow, that's a first. Usually you have a snide remark or a good comeback for anything.
Ratchet: *seriously confused* Okay, well. Just don't wreck anything when you stumble over in embarrassment, Bulkhead. *aims a harsh look at Bulkhead, then turns back around* There, Layla, you got what you wanted.
Me: *SHOCK.* Did - Do - Did he just - Did you just - YOU JUST CALLED ME BY MY NAME.
Ratchet: ... So? I've done it before.
Me: ONLY ONCE, IN THE LAST SHIP UPDATE WHICH WAS ONLY A FEW MINUTES AGO!
Ratchet: ... Okay?
Me: AND YOU SAID IT MEANINGFULLY. *dies, then mutters quietly* i wish optimus would do that to me...
Bulk: Sorry, Arcee... *moves toward her* have to get it over with... trust me, I don't want to either..
Arcee: *frozen solid* ... >:(
Screwdriver: *appears around the corner* AHAHAH THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT WRENCH COME WATCH.
Wrench: Is it about Dad?
SD: Nah, but I'm sure we'll get one soon.
Arcee: This is seriously unfair. I'm the ONLY FEMME AUTOBOT, AND LAYLA ONLY SHIPS AUTOBOTS AND GUYS X GIRLS! (Which I agree with.)
Me: *shoves Arcee's pede* GOO
Arcee and Bulk: *collide and their arms wrap around each other*
Me: *dies* YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH
WJ, who was surprisingly quiet the whole time: *laughs* Wow, Bulkhead.
Bulk: *pulls away quickly* AHGAHASJGHAJTWHAKSJDGAWETHAKJSDGHAWETHGJHDAKHSAKGHAS
Arcee: *makes almost the same noise* HATKSHGKJATHAHDSTKJAHTWJDHGADSKJGHASTHAJWKTGHASKLGJH
Me: *dies again*
Bulk: *turns around and turns off the camera with a blue face*
*click*
YOU ARE READING
My TFP Ships That Are Slowly Coming To Be
ФанфикI know, I know, I have a thousand books. But, whatever!!! I want to make this one anyway. Please enjoy!!
