It's Shayne, With a Y-N-E. [Shaymien]

Chapter 1- Intro

"Seriously, how does this happen so often? It's not even that hard." Shayne walked out of Starbucks, furiously ranting to Damien as he pointed at the cup. You could probably assume the spelling that was on his frappé- the normal one.

"It's okay, Shayne, You can't expect everyone to-"
"I spelled it out for her." He turned to Damien and stuck a finger under his nose to assert the point that she had no right!
Damien's head folded back into his neck to avoid the finger that was just thrust in his face, his chin doubling and his eyes widening as he whispered an understanding and slightly nervous "Got it."

Damien decided to save his laugh for when Shayne wasn't around. He was tempted though- the man was just too adorable when tampered with.

You could stand in front of Damien and try to convince him that Shayne Topp was a freakin top, but we'd be lying to ourselves if the comparison was Damien himself. Everything about that statement would make him burst into a laugh, because 1) Ignore the muscles for a second and find the height difference. 2) Have you heard the way he says my name?

Yup, my name. switching to [Damien cam]
Hi, I'm Damien, and there's nothing in life that compares to the joy I feel whenever this happens. As I watch him walk away angrily, his arms barely by his torso while he fumes from the ears and nose, I am smiling wider than a motherfucker.

Ah, Shanye. No backwards hat or inflated bicep can suffice in man points for the girly way you say the word "Damien."
It also helps my ego that most times you say it, it's out of frustration, so you sound even more like a whiny bitch. My little muscular whiny bitch.

It is fun, but sometimes I can't help the weeding thought of him deflating into submission and embodying the weak innocence that only glimmers in his blue eyes. I say weeding thought because no matter how much I push it back, it grows into consciousness every time he does something slightly feminine. It just messes with me, man. What can I say? I'm a soft bimbo of chumps for that loud lump of Shayne.

Anyway, come and experience this with me through my eyes and watch this man crumble every time I topp him with my man points and deeper-pitched scream.
Welcome to a retelling of episode's you've probably watched as Smosh videos, but oh guys, you man, are they different when I tell them with my smoldering lipsies. The inside jokes, the weird characters that make him laugh and the horror games that make him scream. All is known to the all-seeing Damien.

And now all will be known to you, fan fiction reader.