Slytherin: You're a lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Gryffindor: Oh yeah? And you're a liar who thinks that you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Slytherin: I'm moving out, and IM TAKING THE DOG WITH ME
Hufflepuff *picking up the monopoly board*: I think we're gonna stop playing now.
