Slytherin: I just don't get it!
Hufflepuff: ...
Slytherin: How can you be so stupid?!
Hufflepuff: ...
Slytherin: You could date anyone, but you're with me!
Hufflepuff: ...
Slytherin: I'm 100% evil!
Hufflepuff: You're a 50% sweetheart and 50% idiot, go the fUCK TO SLEEP!
