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jungkook: i want to be with you for the rest of my life

namjoon: wow that almost sounds like a marriage proposal

jungkook, getting down on one knee: that’s cause it is

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jungkook: my friend thinks you’re cute

hoseok: which friend?

jungkook: me
jungkook: i’m the friend

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yoongi: i think i’m gonna go lay down-

namjoon: oh thank god

yoongi: the law! you thought i was going to bed? capitalism never sleeps, we’re writing more songs

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taehyung: what’s your greatest strength?

jungkook: i'm a great flirt

taehyung: what's your greatest weakness?

jungkook: those beautiful eyes of yours

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jimin: i’ve been dropping hints to taehyung that i’m in love with him

jimin, to taehyung: i’m in love with you

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namjoon: nothing is free

seokjin: love is free

taehyung: friendship is free

yoongi: sleep is free

jimin: knowledge is free

hoseok: air is free

jungkook: everything is free if you take it without asking

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seokjin: jungkook and i have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

jungkook: -sentences

seokjin: please don’t interrupt me