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jungkook: i want to be with you for the rest of my life

namjoon: wow that almost sounds like a marriage proposal

jungkook, getting down on one knee: that’s cause it is

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jungkook: would you kiss me for a hundred dollars?

namjoon: what kind of question is that?

jungkook: i just wanted to know

also jungkook: [slams $100 dollars on table] oh hey would you look at that

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namjoon: [rolling over and turning on the bedside lamp]

namjoon: if life is unfair to everyone
namjoon: does that make it fair?

yoongi: [hitting him with a pillow] it’s 4am, go back to sleep!

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seokjin: close your eyes

bang pd: [closing his eyes] okay

seokjin: what do you see

bang pd: nothing

seokjin: that’s what you mean to me

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taehyung: the stars look beautiful tonight

jimin: yeah they do

jungkook: do you know who else is beautiful?

all three, together: kim namjoon!

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jungkook: did it hurt?

taehyung, sighing: when i fell from heaven-

jungkook: when you fell from the vending machine

taehyung:

jungkook: 'cause you're a snack

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yoongi: let's be more than friends

hoseok: best friends?

yoongi: no, more than that

hoseok:
hoseok: mega best friends?